willow_41z: John Watson, looking off-screen, smiling (Watson)
001. Beginnings. 002. Middles. 003. Ends. 004. Insides. 005. Outsides.
006. Hours. 007. Days. 008. Weeks. 009. Months. 010. Years.
011. Red. 012. Orange. 013. Yellow. 014. Green. 015. Blue.
016. Purple. 017. Brown 018. Black. 019. White. 020. Colourless.
021. Friends. 022. Enemies. 023. Lovers. 024. Family. 025. Strangers.
026. Teammates. 027. Parents. 028. Children. 029. Birth. 030. Death.
031. Sunrise. 032. Sunset. 033. Too Much. 034. Not Enough. 035. Sixth Sense.
036. Smell. 037. Sound. 038. Touch. 039. Taste. 040. Sight.
041. Shapes. 042. Triangle. 043. Square. 044. Circle. 045. Moon.
046. Star. 047. Heart. 048. Diamond. 049. Club. 050. Spade.
051. Water. 052. Fire. 053. Earth. 054. Air. 055. Spirit.
056. Breakfast. 057. Lunch. 058. Dinner. 059. Food. 060. Drink.
061. Winter. 062. Spring. 063. Summer. 064. Fall. 065. Passing.
066. Rain. 067. Snow. 068. Lightening. 069. Thunder. 070. Storm.
071. Broken. 072. Fixed. 073. Light. 074. Dark. 075. Shade.
076. Who? 077. What? 078. Where? 079. When? 080. Why?
081. How? 082. If. 083. And. 084. He. 085. She.
086. Choices. 087. Life. 088. School. 089. Work. 090. Home.
091. Birthday. 092. Christmas. 093. Thanksgiving. 094. Independence. 095. New Year.
096. Writer‘s Choice. 097. Writer‘s Choice. 098. Writer‘s Choice. 099. Writer‘s Choice. 100. Writer‘s Choice.
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I'm making a list of the "Sherlock" (BBC) fanfic I've enjoyed enough to reread. I'll update it as I find more. Whenever possible, I've linked to the community post for the fanfic instead of the story in its entirety, so you can look at the warnings, categories, etc. before deciding whether or not to read. Any stories labeled "A03" go straight to their Archive of Our Own page, which has story information at the top.

Playing Cops and Robbers, by jemisard

How Mycroft Stopped Worrying About Sherlock, by jupiter_ash

Paper Chase, by Sam Storyteller. This is a crossover with "White Collar," but you don't need to be familiar with that fandom to enjoy it.

Shift by messageredacted

Concealed Carry by xwingace (the link goes straight to the story, but it's rated G with no pairings)

Please by sadbhyl

A Decent Cup Of Coffee by sadbhyl (the link goes straight to the story; rated PG, no pairings)

DSM-IV by sadbhyl (the link goes straight to the story; rated PG, no pairings)

Efficacious (or, Tales of the Lovechild of J Edgar Hoover and Mary Poppins by anonymous (scroll down to find the fic; it's in a series of anonymous comments at the link)

Two-shot by ardenteurophile; Gen, PG

In Arduis Fidelis and its sort-of sequel Fallout by tukumbe, rated PG-13 for language and PG for language respectively.

Freak by tukumbe, link straight to story

Sonata by Coryphaeus Rex

Who Caught and Sang the Sun in Flight by mad_maudlin

Meta: Neoliberal Holmes, or Everything I Know About Modern Life I Learned From Sherlock by magnetic_pole (A03; not rated, no pairings)

Apotheosis by mad_maudlin (link goes straight to the story; rated R for "violence, gore, anti-social behavior and broad-spectrum mayhem")

The Burning Game by Lamiel (very entertaining adventure, very in character)

Adequacies by AJHall (A03; gen)

Endgame by AJHall (A03; gen)

The Affair of the Asphyxiated Acafan by AJHall (A03; John/Sarah, long, casefic, brilliant references to fandom wank, feminism, and Dorothy Sayers)

The Four Paw Problem by AJHall (A03; gen, crossover)

Yes by thistle_kisses (link goes straight to story; gen or Mycroft/'Anthea')

No, or a Very Delilah Day by thistle_kisses (link goes straight to story; gen or Mycroft/'Anthea')

Catharsis by velvet_mace (link goes straight to story; gen, PG)

blow out all your candles by sobota (link goes straight to story; gen, G)

Takes One To Know One by livia_carica (link goes straight to story; appears to be gen)

Female of the Species by alice_day (link goes straight to story; appears to be gen)

It Practically Gallops by mad_maudlin (link goes straight to story; appears to be gen)

Five Times Sherlock Was Accused of Murder, and One Time He Wasn't by Frith (link goes straight to story; gen, PG-13, violence and character death)

Instructions for Defrost by swing_set (link goes straight to story; G, no warnings)

Untenable by wafflestories (link goes straight to story; PG-13, language, references to drug use and injuries)

Subtle Innuendos (and, really, everything tukumbe's written in this fandom) by tukumbe (link goes straight to story; PG)

Sally Donovan Investigates by spycandy (link goes straight to story; PG for murder scenes)

Drive Until The Rain Stops by blackpeartree (link goes straight to story; PG)

untitled by anon; the prompt is, "Sherlock doesn't really understand why Afghanistan's a bit of a touchy subject for John until one day he decides to apply his deductive skills to figuring out exactly what happened there. He does, and it freaks him out. Bonus points if he can't figure out why he's so upset about something that happened before he even met the man, and someone (maybe Mycroft or Lestrade?)tries to explain that whole "empathy" thing to him."

Facts of the Matter by theonlytwin (AO3)

untitled by mad_maudlin (link goes straight to story; gen, G)

untitled by anonymous (link goes straight to story; could be gen or pre-slash, warning for torture and description of injuries, probably about PG-13)

Two Heads Are Better Than One by mariana_oconnor (link goes straight to story; warning for dead body in very bad condition)

Time Is On Our Side by anonymous (link goes straight to story; PG-13/R for violence, gen/pre-slash)

In Arduis Fidelis by laurab1 (link goes straight to story; PG-13, Sherlock/John friendship)

There'd Be Days Like This (Mama Told Me) by sc010f (link goes straight to story; M "(but mostly for references to nudity and one bad word)," Sarah/John)

You Scared Me by heretherebefic (link goes straight to story; PG, gen)

Sonata Form by cj_ludd18 (link goes straight to story; PG-13, language, drug use, themes of suicide, implied Sherlock/OMC)

Evanescent by elystia (link goes straight to story, PG, gen)

'You give me...' by ariadnes_string (link goes straight to story, PG, no warnings)

Of Dubious and Inconsistent Name by thistle_kisses (link goes straight to story, PG-13 for sex and violence)

'I get by with...' by ariadnes_string (link goes straight to story, PG, warning for puking)

Pedestrian by vegarin (link goes straight to story, PG, gen)

We're British, We Make Tea by calapine (link goes straight to story, PG, no pairings)

Experiments in Living by definewisdom (link goes straight to the story; R, possible triggers for drug use, car accident, and death of a child, no pairings)

Explaining by chocolate_limes (link goes straight to the story, G, no pairings)

That Which Is Not by madame_faust (link goes straight to story, PG-13, gen)

And It Just Got Worse by velvet_mace

Green Improbable Fields by parachute_silks

heart in hand (if you stumble, you'll drop it)

Subterranean Homesick Blues by Sarah T. (link goes straight to fic)

Ballade of Truisms (there are four parts, that is the first one), Gravitational Resonance, and Relative Position in Space by ivywatcher. All are rated teen and appear to be gen.
willow_41z: John Watson, looking off-screen, smiling (Watson)
Title: Wisdom, Chapter Three
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Warnings: Threats of violence
Author's notes: Many thanks to emerald_happy, my Britpicker and beta, and also to lastwordy_mcgee, my beta and skull.
Summary: Every job comes with orientation for new employees.
willow_41z: Blonde woman lying down; caption, In the air duct again (Parker)
Title: The Worst Thing
Fandom:
Leverage
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: The plots and characters of Leverage do not belong to me.
Warnings: Reference to canon violence
Summary: After the Big Bang Job, Eliot broods about his past and future. Gen.
Notes: Spoilers for 3.15. Inspired by 4.1.

 

Somehow, after a shower that left him feeling no cleaner, he'd ended up back at the office with the others )

 

willow_41z: Logan from X-Men looking off-camera, smirking (smirk)
Title: Wisdom, Chapter Two
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Warnings: Weapons, images of violence and blood, 
Author's notes: Many thanks to emerald_happy, my Britpicker and beta, and also to lastwordy_mcgee, my beta and skull.
Summary: Sophy tries to move past the terrorist attack, and gets a new job... a series of them, in fact.

She woke up, disoriented from bad dreams and memories of yesterday's events. In an attempt to shake it all off, she ate and dressed, and sat down with her job search list. With no real expectation of hearing back about yesterday's abortive interview, it was time to send out her CV again.  )

 


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Title: Wisdom, Chapter One
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Warnings: Violence, violent death, blood
Author's notes: Many thanks to emerald_happy, my Britpicker and beta, and also to lastwordy_mcgee.
Summary: The first in a many-chaptered work about the past history of several characters on "Sherlock."

For years afterwards, cold, clear days in January-- and the smell of Marmite-- evoked a particularly complex set of feelings and memories. It was just as well that in London, cold, clear days in January were rare.  )

 



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Title: Philadelphia
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 848
Warnings: Blood, mild gore, violent onscreen death and cavalier attitudes towards it
Summary: Two colleagues, a loose end, and an empty house.
Beta: lastwordy-mcgee.livejournal.com/

Her boss hated to travel. He preferred to orbit between his flat and his office, with occasional unavoidable side trips to other parts of the city to deal with missing documents, work stoppages, and family problems. She'd never known him to travel farther than the M25, even in times of extreme crises. He'd videoconferenced for the Copenhagen summit, and sent her to New York to deal with the British Petroleum problem.

Still, some things had to be handled personally. Hence her presence in the deserted house just outside of Leicester.

She brushed a piece of debris from her sleeve. A new message popped up on her mobile, followed by two more. She glanced at the sender, dismissed them without reading them, and shifted position to make herself more comfortable against the wall. Blood trickled down her chin from her lip; she felt in her blazer for her handkerchief before remembering. Leaving it outside, over the dead man's face, had seemed the decent thing to do at the time, but now she wished she'd kept it. She blotted the blood with the back of her hand. She'd underestimated him, the first time they'd met, and had the months-old scars to prove it. She'd learned from that, learned to regard with the proper respect a man three stone heavier and a head taller than her, with ten years of military training to boot. Their first meeting had apparently not had the same effect on his respect for her. The second meeting had fixed that.

Another message; she dismissed it, and adjusted her position again, wiping sweaty palms on her skirt before picking up her mobile again. There: footsteps, too light to be familiar. She slid her mobile into the pocket of her blazer as she straightened. The door opened, someone ran inside, and then slowed immediately. She ducked around the corner.

“Seb?” A light tenor voice. The footsteps came closer as she listened, crossing into the hall... “Seb.”

“He's not coming,” she called down the stairs, and ducked as a bullet thudded into the wall above her head before she'd finished speaking. She circled round the landing, leaned out, aimed carefully, and fired twice. The first missed; the second hit his arm.

He cried out, the gun clattered to the floor-- and then the front door closed. Heavier footsteps advanced across the front room. She leaned around the corner, cautiously, just far enough to see the silhouette below. The newcomer paused magisterially in the doorway, and looked round. “Hello,” he said pleasantly.

She couldn't see the other man, but she heard rustling below, cloth on wood, and she went to the back window to watch the exit, tensing-- if she knew he almost certainly had another weapon, then surely her boss did, but--

“My name is Mycroft Holmes,” he continued. Then, a single gunshot. She recognized the caliber, and relaxed.

She waited a moment, then another, before coming down the stairs, gun still in hand just in case. When she entered the back room, her boss was straightening up from crouching near the body on the floor. In his right hand was a gun. He turned and regarded her carefully. “Any problems?”

She holstered her own gun. Objectively speaking, the amount of blood was relatively small, but the mess on the floor still turned her stomach. “I see why you keep lackeys to do this. I wouldn't want to make a practice of it,” she admitted, her voice not quite steady.

He frowned, as if puzzling over a neat academic problem. “Quite,” he agreed, his own voice perfectly even. He took a handkerchief out of his pocket, glanced down at the floor, and handed it to her. She wiped her mouth gingerly, and touched a tentative hand to her ribs; she'd have bruises there, soon.

His eyebrows went up. “Shall we?” he indicated the door. They turned their backs on the body, and left the house.

She texted the local constabulary, notifying them of the address, and Mycroft's own people, who were waiting about five minutes up the M1. Then she opened her inbox, scrolling through a series of increasingly angry and desperate messages from Dr John Watson. Where is he? What happened? I heard the shots and the explosion. Where? WHERE? If you don't tell me what happened I'm going to take apart every A&E in the city looking for him. What was troubling was not the content, but the five-minute silence since the last one. She switched to another window, this one a live video feed from a hospital room, trained on an abraded, burned, unconscious figure; a number of monitors were conveniently turned toward the camera. She studied it, and tilted it so her boss could see the screen. One eyebrow arched delicately, and he nodded, once; the thin lines on his face became slightly, almost imperceptibly, less sharp.

Sherlock alive, expected to remain so, she texted back. Sending driver now, eta 3 min. Link to live video feed to follow. She hesitated, then added: James Moriarty dead.


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Title: 006. Hours
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots. The dialogue that you recognize is obviously not mine.
Warnings: Implied suicidal ideation; mentions of combat situations and violence.

2:32 am.

Fear was not a new experience. One learned quickly, in a war where the battlefield was everywhere, that feeling fear didn't make you any less of a person, of a soldier. It was one's response to fear that counted, the ability to push the concern to the back of your mind and keep working, keep pressure on, keep stitching, keep bandaging, that counted.

She rolled over so she couldn't see the clock, with its taunting numbers. The time didn't matter, because 3:32 and 5:32 and 7:32 were all the same. The things that changed, like the amount of daylight, never mattered. She was equally superfluous and useless at all times of the day.

There were sleeping pills in the cupboard, unopened. Her days were the same whether or not she was rested. She'd never opened them for the same reason she didn't load her gun and hold it to her head. Lead me not into temptation.

3:57 am.

Having a choice of fears was new. Which was worse? Night, with its dreaming of seeing her friends die in ways she'd never imagined, of the faces of the patients she'd lost drifting around her, of the constant threat of mortar fire, and waking with the anguished memory of a time when she'd been good for something? Or day, with no terror, no friends, no vocation, and nothing else?

4:24 am.

5:19 am.

6:38 am.

7:30 am.

She switched off her alarm. After a moment, she swung her legs out of bed to see how much weight her leg would take that day.



willow_41z: John Watson, looking off-screen, smiling (Watson)
Title: 017. Brown
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots. The dialogue that you recognize is obviously not mine.
Warnings: Language; hints of suicidal ideation.

She wondered, if the idea was to make the carpet and drapes resistant to stains, why whoever had furnished the room hadn't gone with a darker brown. As it was, it was just brown enough to be drab, but not brown enough to be usefully utilitarian. She knew; she'd dropped three mugs of tea on the carpet, thanks to her damned hand. Each time she'd had to spend fifteen minutes on her knees scrubbing the carpet out, because the cleaning fee would have been money she could ill afford to spend. Each time she'd paid for it in another way the next day, when the minutes on the floor had made her leg seize up so badly she could barely hobble to the loo and back. Being bedridden left one with very little in the way of entertainment, even for a crippled ex-soldier with low standards. Staring at the clock, making herself count the minutes, always pushing back by fifteen more the time at which she would transfer the gun from the drawer to under her pillow... she'd killed two hours that way before falling asleep. And two more, upon waking.

She sat on the bed-- light brown sheets and coverlet-- and considered the opposite wall-- beige-- and her strange meeting with Mr Sherlock Holmes. The only phrase she could summon was, What the hell? If Mike was right, if the man hadn't been putting on an elaborate show to have her on, then she thought he was probably a little mad.

Her phone-- he'd borrowed it. What had he sent? That could be illuminating. She took it out of her pocket. The inbox was empty, it was always empty. The sent messages--

All right, maybe a lot mad.

She limped over to the desk and looked up his name on the Internet. There were only a few hits, the top one purporting to be the website of one Sherlock Holmes. “The Science of Deduction”-- well, that might explain why he'd been in the lab, then. Mike had never told her what the man did, but after thinking about it, she'd realized that scientists and doctors with the NIH usually didn't need flatmates to make the rent.

The website was fascinating and inexplicable, which, she realized, was a pretty good description of its owner as well. Surely he couldn't be serious about all this, all this business about ties and thumbs and green ladders and arrests? And who had he texted, anyway?

She finished looking through his website and shut her laptop. Staring at the brown wall, she recalled the meeting in the lab. Sherlock Holmes had taken her apart, guessed nearly everything about her life, stared at her like he could see right through her... but he hadn't pitied her.

The thought occurred to her that, possibly, Sherlock Holmes was even more mad than she was. Wouldn't that be refreshing? She didn't have to commit to anything, if she went round to see the flat. Just have a look, and maybe see if the man was really as rude, abrasive, and strange as he seemed.

And what else did she have to do tomorrow at seven, except sit and stare at brown walls?

willow_41z: John Watson, looking off-screen, smiling (Watson)

Title: 001. Beginnings
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots. The dialogue that you recognize is obviously not mine.
Warnings: None.
 

“He'd sooner poison you for an experiment than make a pass at you,” Mike explained in the corridors. “You wouldn't have to worry about that...”

“He doesn't like women, then?”

“He likes experiments.”

Joan considered this. She'd lived with worse, certainly, and really, how high were her standards, for this flat she wasn't sure she wanted, to get on with the life she certainly didn't have? Being poisoned by a flatmate was, she supposed, an easier way to go than an artillery shell... well, it depended on the poison.

“Mind, I don't want to give you the wrong impression,” Mike added. “He'd take it himself just as soon, I think, just to see what would happen. Ah, here we are.”

The lab was dark. She blinked, and looked around. Microscope, graduated cylinders, petri dishes... and a load of equipment that she couldn't recognize, let alone put a name to. Another reminder, if she'd needed one, that the world's current had swept on and left her floundering, obsolete, in the eddies. “Bit different from my day.”

“You've no idea,” Mike said feelingly. Poor bloke-- he would have had to learn it all, wouldn't he?

In the back corner a man was bent over a microscope. He'd looked up at their entrance, given her one penetrating look, and then deliberately looked away again. Ignoring them, or her, apparently.

Nothing new; she was used to being ignored, used to having to grab and hold peoples' attention when she wanted it. She didn't want it now. Being ignored was almost a welcome change.

And it left her free to study him. He was tall-- she could see that much, even though he was sitting down-- slender, pretty in a spare sort of way. How old? Hard to tell; younger than her, for sure, but even from here she could see he had a way of dominating the space around him. Late twenties, early thirties? “Mike, can I borrow your phone? There's no signal on mine,” he said. Baritone voice, precise pronunciation, annoyed tone.

“What's wrong with the landline?” Mike asked resignedly. Was it a frequent request, then?

“I prefer to text,” the man said, his tone implying faint dislike for real-time communications. A standoffish, disdainful, authoritative scientist, this one, used to getting his own way.

“Sorry, it's in my coat,” Mike said, and the man went back to ignoring them.

“Er-- here,” she said, and his head snapped up. She fumbled in her jacket for her phone, aware that the direct gaze was fixed on her again. “Use mine.”

“Oh.” More surprise-- his gaze flickered over to Mike, then back to her. “Thank you.”

“That's an old friend of mine,” Mike said, as the man crossed the room with three long steps. She was grateful to Mike, but the title sat oddly with her, because honestly, how long had it been since she'd last seen him? She couldn't choke off a sardonic half-smile as the scientist took her phone. “Joan Watson,” Mike introduced her.

Joan turned away, useless now that she'd handed over her phone. In her peripheral vision she could see that the man was intent on the keyboard. “Afghanistan or Iraq?” he asked, not looking up.

Joan frowned, not sure she'd heard him correctly. Mike had an odd smile on his face that she couldn't understand, and she looked at him for a moment before turning to the stranger. “Sorry?”

“Which was it?” He looked up, and over at her, meeting her gaze evenly, seriously, but with no hint of mockery. “Afghanistan or Iraq?”

Joan stared open-mouthed at Mike, who was still smiling, and didn't look surprised at all. Had he told this man about her, then? But how? She'd been with him the entire time, and he hadn't sent any texts. She glanced at her clothes-- no, no badge from the therapy center, no bold tattoo that she'd somehow failed to notice until that moment-- how did he know, and more importantly, why was he asking when he'd been so intent on ignoring her the moment before? He was mocking her, despite that serious gaze, she was ready to swear-- except Mike was looking on benignly, and Mike was one of the kindest people she knew. She glanced down at her cane. “Afghanistan, sorry--”

The door opened behind her, and she didn't even jump, her mind still three paces behind. The man looked past her. “Ah, Molly, coffee, thank you.” He put Joan's phone in her hand, and she at least had the presence of mind to grip the thing before she dropped it. Joan stared at the phone, eyebrows furrowing, as if it could give her the answer.

“... to the lipstick?”

Joan glanced over to see a young, pretty, nervous-looking technician in a white lab coat hand the scientist a brown mug. “It wasn't working for me,” the tech replied. Joan tucked her phone back in her pocket from force of habit-- with her other hand always occupied with the cane, she didn't like to hold things in her left hand, it gave her the unpleasant feeling of being unprepared-- and stared at the bench top, replaying in her head the conversation since she and Mike had entered the room. Neither of them had said anything about Afghanistan or the military. How--?

“... mouth's too small now,” the scientist said, or something-- no, she must have misheard him-- and put the mug down after one swallow. The tech, looking more flustered than ever, retreated towards the door. “How do you feel about the violin?”

Joan glanced after her, confused when she left without replying; then she looked up, saw Mike smiling at her encouragingly, and realized the question had been addressed to her. The man, the scientist, wasn't looking at her. “I'm sorry, what?”

“I play the violin when I'm thinking... sometimes I don't talk for days on end...” he stopped what he was doing and looked at her. Did he stare so intently at people to make up for the times when he ignored them? “Would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.” His face twisted into a poor mimic of a smile, clearly not putting much effort into it, and what was going on?

She looked at Mike, whose obvious ease as he examined a tube was the only thing keeping her from walking out of the lab right then and there, away from this man who was apparently reading her mind for the fun of it; looked back to the man, who was focused on the computer terminal again, doing a most unfair impression of having just asked a perfectly normal question; back to Mike again. “You-- you told him about me.”

Mike shook his head. “Not a word.”

All right; they were having her on, or something, or if Mike was telling the truth, which she wanted to believe, this tall, strange fellow had to be mocking her for his own amusement. She shifted on her feet, feeling her spine stiffen, leaning on her cane for the support it would give her. “Then who said anything about flatmates?” she demanded.

“I did,” he said without turning round, shrugging into a long black coat that Joan glanced at enviously for a moment; it looked loads warmer than her battered old thing. “Told Mike this morning I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for... now here he is, just after lunch with an old friend clearly just home from military service in Afghanistan.” He turned, and began wrapping a scarf around his neck. “It wasn't a difficult leap.”

The man had the best straight face she'd ever seen, better by far than the new medics who thought they could get any load of bollocks past a woman if they just looked solemn enough. She wouldn't go down without a fight, not if she could help it-- “How did you know about Afghanistan?”

“Got my eye on a nice little place in central London,” he replied, her question apparently not worth being dignified with an answer. He glanced at his mobile-- what was he looking at if it didn't have reception?-- “together we ought to be able to afford it.” He frowned at the bench top, and finally looked at her. “We'll meet there tomorrow evening, seven o'clock. Sorry; got to dash, I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary,” he said, or that, at least, was what it sounded like.

Joan was staring open-mouthed again, and barely noticed when he brushed past her. If he'd been mocking her for his own amusement-- and how had he known?-- then was he really serious about looking at a flatshare together? And how-- “Is that it?” she demanded, turning.

He had the effrontery to turn back from the door as if the question was out of place. “Is that what?” The man paced back to the center of the room, coat billowing dramatically behind him, and put his hands in his pockets as he stared at her.

“We've only just met, and we're going to go look at a flat,” she said, letting the sarcasm creep into her voice.

He looked at Mike, then back at her. “Problem?”

Problem? The sardonic half-smile came back, and she glanced at Mike, too. That he was sitting there looking... content... was the only thing that made her swallow “Piss off” and substitute it with “We don't know a thing about each other, I don't know where we're meeting, I don't even know your name.” She stared up at the man, refusing to be cowed.

The scientist tilted his head down at her and seemed to look right at her without seeing her. “I know you're an army doctor and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan.”

She felt her face harden into a mask as he stared. She'd been leered at by men who thought they could undress her with their eyes, but this was the first time she'd ever been x-rayed by someone's mind.

“I know you've got a brother who's worried about you, but you won't go to him for help, because you don't approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife. And,” he glanced at her cane, and she had a sudden desire to bring it down hard across his kneecaps, “I know that your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly, I'm afraid.”

It was Joan's turn to stare down at her cane, flabbergasted, both by the things he knew and the thing he didn't-- brother? How could he have possibly come to the conclusion that she had a brother? Not an infallible psychic, then.

“That's... enough to be going on with, don't you think?” He opened the door, and started to leave-- and she still didn't know anything about him, including anything so basic as a meeting place, so it had been an elaborate bloodsport after all. She felt her mouth tighten.

He turned back, and leaned around the door. Not smiling, but not as serious as before. “The name's Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221b Baker Street.” He winked. “Afternoon!” he called to Mike, and was gone.

Joan stared at him until he was no longer visible through the narrow window in the door, then turned to Mike, waiting for an explanation. “Yeah,” Mike said, nodding, slightly wide-eyed. “He's always like that.”

She looked from Mike to the door, and shifted on her cane. “Sorry,” she said finally, “you thought we would suit as flatmates?”

Mike's eyebrows went up slightly. “He is an acquired taste, but he doesn't mean any harm... most of the time.”

“How could he possibly have known all those things about me? And why did he bother to tell me?”

“He knows things. Makes it his business to know things. 'Definite and exact knowledge,' I've heard him say.”

“Then why did he tell me? And why did he think I had a brother?”

Mike put the tube down. “No one ever knows how he knows, til he explains it all. The first time I ever saw him, he asked how my wife's cold was. We'd only been married nine days. I think he was trying to impress you.”

“Impress me,” she repeated dully. “You're saying that was a... a parlour-trick?”

“Something like that.” Mike stood. “I'd better be off, have a tutorial at half one. You can go round tomorrow or not as you like, but he must have liked you-- he told you the address.”

“Liked me.” She felt as if she'd been turned into a parrot.

“Mind, I doubt you'd want to spend all day with him, but to split a flat, he's a decent enough bloke. And like I said-- you wouldn't have to worry about him being... inappropriate. I'll vouch readily enough for that.”

Was he trying to hint that this man-- Mr Holmes-- was gay? Her head was spinning, she needed to sit down and think. “Thank you,” she said automatically as Mike approached the door. “I'll, er... we could have drinks? Sometime, if you like?”

“Sure,” Mike said. “Drop me a line, my email's on the department website. You can find your way out?”

“Er, yes.” She nodded.

“You think you'll go round to see the flat, then?” he asked.

“No idea,” she said.

willow_41z: Black/green/tan impressionistic background; white text, "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" (Default)
Title: 060. Drink
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots. The dialogue that you recognize is obviously not mine.
Warnings: minor angst
A/N: I really don't know where this is going... I don't want to end up simply rehashing the show. I'll call it... an experiment.


He asked what had happened to her, and then let it drop. He was startled, curious, probably felt sorry for her, but he didn't make a spectacle about it, no profusions of sorrow or sympathy, no incredulous wondering what she was ever going to do with herself now. He asked her how long she'd been over there, and how long she'd been back, and if the answer to the second question seemed like a long time with respect to her lack of recovery, he didn't show it. They talked about other things; they went to get coffee, and he didn't mention her limp, didn't ask if she wanted to wait while he brought something back for her.

That was the first kindness Mike Stamford did her. He'd always, she remembered, been kind-- mild-mannered, but observant.

Her hand curled around the paper cup, steady for the moment. She tried to remember what she'd heard from or about Mike, if anything, since she'd been a student. “You still at Bart's, then?”

“Yeah. Teaching, now.”

She nodded. He'd always been patient, too, and good at explaining things. It made sense.

“Bright young things like we used to be. God, I hate them.”

Memories: late-night revision sessions with endless buckets of coffee, getting the highest grades in a decade on a particularly misanthropic, resentful (and misogynistic) lecturer's exams, a certain incident with the cadavers... she pictured Mike in place of the professor who'd been nominally in charge during the cadaver incident, and smiled, and it was nearly a real smile.

“What about you? Just staying in town until you get yourself sorted?”

The casual assumption that she had something to move on to, the faith in her abilities indicated by the question: it hurt, but it was genuine. And it was the second kindness Mike Stamford did her.

“Can't afford London on an Army pension,” she said non-committally. He could make of that statement whatever he wanted, and if he chose to assume she had a future elsewhere in England, she hadn't lied.

“And you couldn't bear to be anywhere else. That's not the Joan Watson I know.”

“I'm not the Joan Watson,” she snapped, and then cut herself off before she said anything more. Wasn't it obvious, to him? Was he just being kind? Or cruel? Or what? Couldn't he see what she'd become?

Of all the things he could have chosen not to let go, this was at least one of the less painful. “Couldn't Harry help?”

She snorted. She hadn't changed that much-- and, more to the point, neither had Harry. “Yeah, like that's going to happen.” Harry'd stopped sending cheques, at least, but she'd forced her old mobile phone, with its own ghosts, on Joan. That was fine; they weren't Joan's ghosts, and they didn't bother her. The phone was still under contract, and Harry had refused to give her the billing information, insisting on paying it. Joan had, reluctantly, acquiesced.

“I don't know... get a flatshare, or something?”

He seemed determined to try to solve her problems-- or this one, at least, which was admittedly the most understandable of them all. She gave him a sidelong look, a mild one, because he'd always been kind to her and he was trying now, even if his persistent belief that she had a future was bewildering. “Who'd want me for a flatmate?” If he asked “what do you mean,” if he could really see that little, she thought she might walk away.

But he didn't, just smiled a little, and then tilted his head as if he were thinking about something.

“What?” she demanded.

His eyebrows furrowed slightly. “How would you feel about rooming with a bloke?”

She frowned, and took a sip of her coffee. “Depends on the bloke.”

willow_41z: Red background; white text, "If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research" (science)

Title: 002. Middles
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Warnings: Discussion of suicide, rape, and violence
A/N: lyrics taken from "Gravedigger" by the Dave Matthews

gravedigger,

Most people assumed it was rape.

It was, she supposed, a valid assumption: bright, friendly doctor goes off to war, comes home grim and taciturn, with an unexplained limp and a marked lack of ability to get herself sorted. She guessed she was supposed to be grateful, or something, that sexual assault in the military was no longer the willfully ignored topic it once was, but she couldn't tell if it was openness or ghoulishness that drove the assumptions, and anyway, it didn't help her one bit.

She hated it, the way their gazes took her apart, first trying to figure out what was wrong with her, then trying to figure her out at all. Too much of a contradiction to move smoothly through the world, apparently: woman and doctor could be permitted, but woman and soldier seemed to halt more people in their tracks than doctor and soldier. That she was young, or at least not obviously middle-aged, and fit, and yet clearly had a disability, was another contradiction. She was short and plain, but she wasn't what they expected, any of them, under any circumstances, and so she attracted attention anyway.

Getting shot constituted pretty damn unwanted penetration with a phallic object, too, but no one ever seemed to get it, to get that there didn't need to be any other answer besides the bullet slowly sliding into her shoulder and taking half her life with it.

when you dig my grave,

There was another answer, of course, it wasn't nearly that simple. Some days, she wished it was. Some days, she wished it was just PTSD, not PTSD and this strange... yearning, this feeling of walking the streets of London as a ghost for all the surreptitious second glances she got. Her birthday had fallen not long after her release from Selly Oaks. Harry had phoned and asked what she'd wanted. The words had left her mouth without thought: “Bungee-jumping.”

“Sorry, what?” Harry had sounded a little stunned.

She'd adjusted her grip on the phone and licked her lips. “I'd like to go bungee-jumping,” she'd repeated firmly after a moment.

“Joan, I... I don't think that's very appropriate. You're not walking very well, you know.”

“Yeah, you'd know about appropriate,” she'd retorted, stung.

There'd been a long silence. “Joan--”

“I have to go.”

can you make it shallow so that i can feel the rain?

Of course she hadn't gone bungee-jumping. She hadn't had the money. She didn't have it now. She told herself, and Harry, that that was why she lived like she did, in a drab extended-stay hotel on the edge of London, keeping to herself and rarely going out. She refused Harry's offers of money, and ripped up the cheque she sent. She didn't send any more.

Her weekly appointments with her therapist were one thing she dragged herself out for, because everyone expected her to fall apart, take to her bed and never leave it perhaps, and she'd be damned if she'd give them the satisfaction of doing it visibly, of letting the spiderweb of hairline fractures drop the roof in. She'd be damned to bloody hell if she justified their pity, these people who didn't know what to make of her. They looked at her and saw a woman alone, at the age when other women had husbands and toddlers and homes in the suburbs, and they supposed she wanted the same thing, didn't realize that the loneliness was fundamentally deeper. Too old to be a girl, too young to be an old lady, too useless to help anyone, too stubborn to give up and die... caught in the middle of her life, in the middle of the mess of contradictions that defined her identity, in the middle of an endless series of identical, monotonous, colorless days. She thought about the illegal gun in her right-hand drawer, and wondered how long her stubbornness would hold out.

“Joan? Joan Watson!”


willow_41z: John Watson, looking off-screen, smiling (Watson)

Title: Birthdays
Epilogue. The Social Life of 221b.
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, Anthea, Mycroft. Contains what you might call... pre-het, or squint-het.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 3,346
Warnings: Guns in a non-combat context.


Sherlock was loudly correcting the telly show host, again. “He was sleeping with the rector, not the maid of honour!”

John shook his head. “Thought you would have got bored with it by now.”

Sherlock gestured at the screen. “What's here is infinitely stranger than anything anyone could invent-- and therefore, more interesting.”

“Hmm.” John sent his email, closed his laptop, and went to the kitchen. “So where did you learn to pick locks?”

“Hmm?”

“Tea?”

“Mmm.”

John poured hot water into the mugs, and carried them into the living room. “You. Picking locks. Where did you learn?” He handed one to his flatmate.

“Mycroft,” Sherlock said, not taking his gaze off of the screen. After a moment, he added, “I was five. We were bored.”

“God help your parents.”

Sherlock didn't reply to that. John had never heard him mention his parents other than that night with the cabbie, the pills, and Mycroft. Finally he said, “I can teach you.”

“I don't think it's a skill I'd use in everyday life.”

“What a depressing pair of words. Oh, someone hacked your blog.”

“What? Who?” John reached for his laptop.

“Sometime in the last twenty-four hours, I'd say.”

John loaded his blog, expecting scarlet obscenities or something. But the page was still blue, it looked normal, he didn't see anything out of place... “Are you sure? Where?”

Sherlock didn't bother to respond, so John shook his head and began to read through the recent entries. “Oh,” he said after a minute. “Oh.” Hurriedly, he pressed the edit button. “I'll just... check over the rest of this. Who would do this? I don't even like slipcovers!”

“Gwen Simmons.”

“Who? Oh. Why?”

“She thought you were high-handed.”

“I was trying to save your life, Sherlock!”

“Her words, not mine.”

“She... she emailed you.”

“Obviously.”

“To complain, about me.”

“Not just to complain about you.”

“Lovely,” John muttered.

He'd just finished combing his blog to remove all the references to slipcovers, fluffy bunnies, and handcuffs when his mobile buzzed. It was a text message from a number he didn't recognize. Even though Sherlock was sitting right across from him, he felt a second of apprehension. Then he opened it, and...

“Problem?”

“This doesn't make sense at all.”

“What is it?”

“It just says... next Tuesday, 10:30, with an address. Is this her? Gwen Simmons?”

“No.”

“How do you know?”

“Because she always works alone, and because right now she's in Tulsa, Oklahoma, visiting her mother.”

“Oh.” John looked up the address. “It's... a vacant building. Used to be a kid's playplace.” He frowned. “Do you think it's...”

“He's not that stupid.” Sherlock picked up a book on pathogenic fungi of southern Thailand. “Maybe you've picked up a secret admirer from your blog.”

John puzzled over the mysterious text message for the next day. Then he wrote back: is this a threat?

The answer came back almost immediately. “Sherlock,” John said tightly, running downstairs. “Sherlock!”

His friend looked up from his book. “John.”

“Read this.” John handed over his mobile.

Sherlock glanced at the screen, then handed it back without comment.

“Well?”

“I don't see why you're so distressed.”

“'No, but feel free to bring your Sig'!”

“I can read, you know.”

“Sherlock, I am not supposed to have that gun.”

“Why not?”

“Because it's illegal!”

“Oh. Dull.”

“Whoever this is, knows that I have it, they even know what kind it is!”

“Clearly.” Sherlock turned a page.

John opened his mouth, closed it again, and went back to his bedroom. He suspected that making Sherlock understand why having complete strangers know about one's illegal pistol was bad, was an exercise in futility. He wrote back, who are you?

The answer came back almost immediately. My name wouldn't mean anything to you.

John spent Monday in the A&E worrying about the mysterious text messages. He finally resolved to somehow convince Sherlock into looking into it. After all, it was for Sherlock's cases that he'd been carrying the thing around the city, and Sherlock didn't have anything else on at the moment. John would be working at 10:30 the next day, so he wouldn't be tempted to go by the vacant building for a look.

John's boss called him into the office at the end of his shift. “I want you to take tomorrow off,” he said.

“Why? I'm scheduled.”

“Yes, but you've been working doubles for the last eight days,” Paul said.

“So has everyone else. I'm fit to work.”

“Er. John, just take tomorrow off.” Paul looked uncharacteristically nervous.

John stared at him. Then, suddenly, he understood, and licked his lips. “... Right,” he said.

“Good. See you... Wednesday, then?”

“I... I should think so, yeah.”

Paul looked at John, then shook his head just a little. “Good night, John.”

 

John arrived at the specified building at 10:24 on Tuesday morning, his Sig safely hidden beneath his jumper and his coat. The door was windowless; he tried the handle, found it unlocked, and stepped inside.

It was in surprisingly good condition for a building that had been abandoned for the last seven years. The front corridor was dark and dusty, but dry. He went in the direction of the faint light, and found himself in a perfectly normal-looking reception room.

“Identification, please,” the secretary said.

John fumbled in his wallet and handed over his ID card for the hospital. “Will this do?”

Silently, the secretary studied the card, and handed it back. “Through the hallway,” he said, indicating a doorway behind him, “around the corner, third door on the right after the corner.”

“Thanks.”

All the doors John passed were closed and unlabeled. The third door on the right after the corner was unlocked, and behind it was a large, mostly empty room. “If I hadn't figured it out,” he asked, “were you going to kidnap me again?”

Anthea turned around. “Yes,” she said, and smiled innocently.

The room was an indoor shooting gallery, long and narrow. Anthea was standing at the firing line. John joined her and drew his Sig. “I didn't bring any extra bullets, I'm afraid.”

“I did.” She began to unload the large canvas bag on the counter in front of her. In addition to three boxes of 9mm Luger bullets, she handed him a set of earplugs, a pair of earmuffs, and safety goggles. John put the last three on, then happened to glance at what else she was taking out of the bag:

the Browning Hi-Power he knew, from brief encounters with the SAS, but the long-barreled pistol and the smaller, sleeker gun he didn't recognize at all. Finally, she took off her blazer, drew another small pistol from its holster, and added it to the collection in front of her. She looked up, caught John staring, and put the long pistol in front of him. He took off his ear protection hastily. “Have a go with this one,” she said, put another box of bullets in front of him, and donned her own earmuffs.

John loaded the long gun: the engraving on the barrel proclaimed it an HK USP Elite, and it took .45s. It was more accurate than anything he'd ever shot before, and the recoil was much less. Still, after using half the box, he put down the HK and picked up his Sig. He glanced over at Anthea; she put down the small pistol that she regularly carried, and picked up the Browning. He concentrated on his own shooting. The range was fully automated, and he could bring up a new target with the flick of a switch.

His groupings weren't as clean as he'd liked, or as clean as they'd once been, but that was to be expected. When he'd reported his pistol as missing on the battlefield, and enlisted Bill's help to get it home, he'd been on strong drugs and not considering how he would either buy bullets, or practice with his weapon. John had never regretted the decision to smuggle his service pistol out of Afghanistan, though the lack of regret been for very different reasons before and after Sherlock, respectively. He reloaded.

He'd noticed enough improvement to please himself by the time he was out of ammunition. Anthea was just putting down the Browning. She looked over, saw him watching, and handed him the last gun from her collection, the small, sleek one. When she took off her ear protection, he followed suit. “Want to try this one?”

John turned it over. “Are all these yours?”

“No.” She placed another box of bullets in front of him, and put her earmuffs back on. John took out the magazine, loaded it, replaced his ear protection, and aimed at the target. This gun fired nicely, and he achieved a tight grouping. After reloading twice more, he put the gun down, and took off his earmuffs and earplugs.

“Do you have the things to clean them with?”

“I'll do that later. Are you done?”

“Yes.” He returned her gun. “Thank you.”

She looked up from putting away the guns and goggles, and smiled. “You're welcome, John.”

“Is, er... are things back to normal for you, then?”

“Normal?”

“Well. As normal as they get, I suppose.”

“Mostly. Mycroft made short work of Rosemary's accomplices.” She put the last box of bullets in her bag. “There's been turmoil in more than one ministry office since he got out of the hospital.”

“Hmm.”

Anthea turned and walked quickly out of the range; John hurried to catch up and then walked along beside her. “Do you do this frequently, then?”

“Regularly. Sometimes I practice with the field agents.”

“Right.” They left the building for a back alley; there was a familiar black car there, and Anthea opened the door and put the bag in the back seat. “Well, thanks again. I suppose I'll... see you next time Sherlock wants to piss off his brother.”

Anthea slid through and opened the other door.

He blinked. “Er.”

She smiled innocently. “Get in the car, John.”

“You know,” he said, as she drove through the streets of London, “there are ways to get someone to go somewhere that don't involve kidnapping them.”

“I didn't kidnap you. This time.”

“Or frightening their bosses.”

“He'll be fine.”

“Isn't that an abuse of power?”

She gave him her don't-be-an-idiot look. It wasn't as acerbic as Sherlock's, but it was still quite effective.

“No, right, your boss uses his resources to keep tabs on his little brother. What was I thinking? Is there any point in my asking where we're going, this time?”

“Mycroft's flat,” Anthea said, pulling up to the pavement. John looked round and blinked: yes, it was the familiar townhouse. “You're meeting Sherlock.”

“How long have they been there together?” he asked, following her up the steps.

“The windows are still intact. Oh--” Anthea entered the code at the front door, which clicked open, and the first thing John heard was-- music. “We're a bit early,” she said softly, and John barely heard her.

Someone was playing the piano; someone was playing the violin. John didn't recognize the piece, but he thought he recognized the violin, or rather, what were the chances that Mycroft knew two musical virtuosos? Which meant, by the process of elimination, that Mycroft had to be playing the piano. Where had the piano come from? He was sure there hadn't been one in the flat when he'd been treating Sherlock for snake venom. Then he listened more carefully, and forgot about everything else, because the music was breathtakingly beautiful. The piano played a few stormy chords and then stopped, leaving the violin to sing by itself, low and sweet and melancholy, for half a minute. When the piano began to play again, John remembered to breathe.

The piece came to an end; Anthea began to climb the stairs, and he followed her. Even though he'd heard Sherlock play before, he still found himself puzzling over how Sherlock and Mycroft, of all people, could play... like that, not just with technical perfection but with pathos. By the time they reached the top of the stairs, the quiet moment of musical concord had evaporated. “I couldn't possibly,” Sherlock said, laying his violin in its case. “Out of the question.”

“It's a very delicate mission, Sherlock.”

Sherlock glanced up. “John couldn't take the time off of work.”

Mycroft looked taken aback. “If you feel you need him on this case,” Mycroft said slowly, “I'm sure something could be arranged. He's been working double shifts for the past... eight days, John?”

John shifted his weight and nodded once, shortly. He looked Mycroft over: the gunshot seemed to have healed without complications.

“I can't, not at this time of year. It's entirely the wrong season for the place.” Sherlock went to the window and looked out.

“Where?” John asked, dreading the answer, because after what Mycroft had said about needing him, Sherlock was sure to drag John off to some god-forsaken locale just to spite his brother. John was dreading Mycroft's 'delicate mission' in Finland, or Siberia, or the Falklands.

“Nice,” Sherlock said, spitting the word out as if it offended him.

John blinked. “Nice is... quite nice this time of year, actually.”

“Exactly! It'll be full of... tourists, revelling drunkenly and mostly nude on the beaches.”

“Part of the attraction, for some people,” John said.

“Not in January, Sherlock,” Mycroft said at the same time. “And the tourists will provide cover for you.”

“What's the case?” John asked.

“One of my agents has... left,” Mycroft said.

John looked from Sherlock to Mycroft. “What, you mean he's turned traitor?”

“Not exactly. The evidence seems to indicate that she's joined a traveling... circus.” He pronounced the last word carefully, with a bit of disdain.

“Oh,” John said after a moment. “So you think Sherlock...”

“My brother does have a talent for unravelling the most unusual situations, yes.”

“It's simple, if you'd only bother to do your own bloody legwork, Mycroft. Or if you had competent agents to do it for you.”

Mycroft tilted his head. “I'm sure they'll be up to the task, once I release it to them. I was saving it for you, but...” He studied his fingernails.

“What's she doing in the circus?” John asked.

“If my sources are accurate, she's taken over as primary caretaker for the animals.”

“Er.”

“She also seems to have discovered a talent as a tattoo artist.” Mycroft smiled at John. Behind him, Sherlock turned his head to look at Mycroft.

“And you, you don't think it could be related to... whatever she's in Nice for?”

“Agent Carson was assigned to protection duty for the ambassador's wife's elderly grandmother. There could be a connection, but I rather think not.”

“That's... not something you hear about every day.”

Mycroft smiled thinly. “Most of my agents do try to avoid publicity, yes.”

John closed his mouth before he started to sputter that that wasn't the meaning he had intended.

Mycroft stood. “I'm afraid I need to meet with the assistant to the shadow secretary of state for education in half an hour, so you'll have to find your own way back. Good-bye, Sherlock. John.”

“Send our tickets round,” Sherlock said. “You'll need to make arrangements for John's Sig.” He picked up his violin case. “Come on, John!”

John looked after him, then glanced over his shoulder and shrugged apologetically before following his flatmate out. “Why'd you change your mind about the case?” he asked when they were sitting in a taxi.

Sherlock didn't answer. He was checking something on his phone. “How was your date?

“What? It wasn't a date.”

“'It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun,'” Sherlock quoted.

“No. It wasn't-- No. Not a date. No.” John cleared his throat. “No. Sherlock, you knew who that text was from, didn't you?”

“You would have known too, if you'd only thought about it. It was obvious.”

“And you couldn't be bothered to tell me?”

“I presumed you could take care of yourself.”

“Sherlock--” John began, and then gave up.

Three days later, he got a text: You should be back from Nice in two weeks. Tuesday, same time?

 

 

 

A/N: Sherlock's remark about infinitely stranger is paraphrased from the Arthur Conan Doyle short story, “The Case of Identity.”

To find out why I've written John as having a Sig when Moriarty calls it a Browning, read this excellent post on the identity of John's gun: http://community.livejournal.com/sherlockbbc/1165186.html

In “The Great Game,” John says that he's met the secret service, which means MI5 and MI6, not the SAS; MI5 and MI6 are not known for carrying Browning Hi-Powers. However, it's not outside the realm of possibility that he encountered members of the SAS while in Afghanistan, or serving somewhere else. In my mind, Anthea's four guns are a Browning Hi-Power, a USP Elite, a Nighthawk T3, and a USP Compact as the one she actually carries; however, I don't know much about guns, and the details aren't particularly relevant. I don't know if the other three are actually hers-- I suspect she borrows them on a regular basis for target practice. And yes, the USPs are American-styled guns: I'm guessing someone in Mycroft's employ would have her pick of weapons.

I've written John as someone who is not a gun enthusiast for two reasons. Of course, the resetting of the Sherlock Holmes stories from Victorian England to 21st-century London means that John's service gun is now highly illegal, but he has it anyway; this is probably something the writers chose to overlook for narratorial convenience, but it does turn John Watson from a mostly law-abiding character (well, sort of-- he does aid and abet Holmes in some rather shady endeavors) to someone who went out of his way to do something highly illegal. Why? Because he craves danger? Because he was contemplating suicide? Probably some of both.

Anyway, there are two moments in “The Great Game” that made me stop and think. One is at the planetarium: the Golem is suffocating Sherlock, yet John still takes the time to say, slowly, “Golem! Let him go, or I will kill you.” It seemed to me like Golem had already seen the gun and was not particularly daunted by it, so why does John take the time to say that? Then, at Joe Harrison's flat, John is clearly pointing a pistol at Joe, but he still says “Don't! Don't.” Combine this with Sherlock's observation from “Didn't fire until I was in immediate danger, though,” and I believe you have a picture of a man who doesn't like to fire unless absolutely necessary. His reluctance could just be because such a shooting is bound to attract attention, but then why doesn't he react more when Sherlock is very obviously shooting at the wall? So I've written John as someone who would want to stay a good shooter because he has a gun in the first place, but not as someone who would necessarily go to the range for fun.

The idea for Mycroft and Sherlock's duet was inspired by coryphaeusrex's Sonata, which is very good and which I recommend.

Finally, thanks for reading! I hope you've enjoyed the story.

willow_41z: Black/green/tan impressionistic background; white text, "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" (Default)

Title: Birthdays
XIII. Lord of Misrule
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, Anthea, Mycroft
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 1,230
Warnings: None.
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.


By the time they reached the hospital, Mycroft was in a private room with armed guards flanking the door; more were milling about the ward. John gave them all sidelong looks, remembering what Anthea had said about resources she trusted. Sherlock was sitting by Mycroft's bedside. “... sloppy sending me the song,” he said as they walked in, “and following it with the text.”

“I suspect it was meant as a trap; when you failed to spring it, she followed with the threat. The RDX?” Mycroft asked.

“I saw it safely transported before I left,” Anthea replied.

“Excellent.”

John hesitated by the wall, not sure what to do, but Sherlock showed no signs of being about to leave, and John was exhausted. He pulled up a chair. “Those guards outside, they're trustworthy?”

Mycroft looked amused. “Very.”

“Then why couldn't you call them in before?”

“Procedural matters,” Mycroft said, with a look of distaste. “They don't like to dabble in what they view as internal squabbles.”

Internal squabbles. John just shook his head.

“They've found Rosemary's cache of hard drives,” Anthea reported, reading from her mobile.

“Hang on, what about that other guy?” John said. “The one who disappeared from sight...” He looked from Mycroft to Sherlock.

“It's most likely that he was also attempting to trace Rosemary's activities.” Mycroft suddenly looked tired. “This really has been most unfortunate for the entire unit. I expect to be quite busy in the next few days ensuring that a repeat is impossible.” And making heads roll, he did not say.

“I'm not bringing you your mobile until the doctor clears it,” Anthea said. She looked up and gave Mycroft her professional smile, only this time it was rather cheeky.

Mycroft looked startled, and then frowned. Sherlock smirked. “That's hardly necessary,” Mycroft said.

“No, but could be effective,” Sherlock pointed out. “There's certainly more... gravity to being summoned to a hospitalized man's bedside, than a simple text message. Consider the psychological effects.”

Mycroft looked contemplative. “The two are not mutually exclusive,” he said.

“Having the SAS break into my flat is cheating,” Anthea said, not looking up from her mobile. John tried to memorize the extremely amusing look on Mycroft's face for future reference.

“Sherlock,” he said quietly, though Mycroft and Anthea could hear him anyway. “I found David.”

“Where?”

“Fulham. He's in hospital now.”

“Good,” Sherlock said after a moment.

“How did your coat end up at Mycroft's flat?”

“It wasn't his flat, it was another of his safe-houses. Someone tried to blow me up, and I... well.” He trailed off at the look on John's face. “You found it, then? I wasn't sure it would survive the explosion.”

“I found it,” Anthea said. “It's safe.”

John stifled a yawn. “I've got to work tomorrow-- today,” he realized. “What time is it?” His watch was back in Baker Street.

Anthea tapped at her mobile. “12:11, and no, you don't.”

He blinked at her, and then realized he shouldn't be surprised. “Er. Thank you.”

Mycroft smiled faintly. “Don't,” Sherlock said.

“Happy birthday, Sherlock,” Mycroft said at the same time.

There was a pause. John looked from one of them to the other. “It's your birthday?”

“Obviously.” Sherlock looked put out, his fingertips steepled in front of his face.

Mycroft's smile grew. “Twelfth Night, in fact, John. The feast of the Lord of Misrule, who turned everything upside down. Rather appropriate, don't you think?”

“Er,” John said, trying to decide which Holmes brother that statement actually fitted better.

“I'm afraid in all the confusion of the last few days I haven't had time to get you a present. And then there's the question of a proper... recognition for your role in tonight's excitement--”

“If you say the word knighthood, Mycroft, I'm going to have to make your nurses very displeased,” Sherlock said.

“Well.” Mycroft settled back against his pillows, looking self-satisfied. “As you did just save my life, allowances can be made.”

“The Prime Minister is on his way,” Anthea reported.

“Thrilling as that sounds, I think we'd better be off.” Sherlock stood. “Good morning, Mycroft. Do try to keep your internal affairs in order for the next three weeks at least, I do have other work to do.”

“Just a moment,” Mycroft said. “Sherlock, I'd like a word in private. I suggest the two of you get some coffee-- when was the last time you slept?”

Anthea started to reply, frowned, and hesitated.

“Quite. Eat something, and have them clear out the relatives' room for you, or I will retrieve my mobile. Oh, and get one of the doctors to look over the abrasions on your back before they become infected. I'm willing to make that an order if necessary,” he added, when Anthea started to protest.

“Coffee?” John prompted.

They walked out of the room, Anthea looking perturbed. “You go ahead. I've been running on it for the past four days.”

“Want me to bring you something from the canteen, then? He did say to eat.” Anthea hesitated, and John added, “I'm not going anywhere until Sherlock's done here, anyway.”

“All right.” She smiled, and he thought it was a real smile, this time. “Thank you, John.”

Returning from the canteen, John had found the relatives' room and left two slightly stale ham sandwiches and an apple; Anthea was, presumably, with the doctor. He found Sherlock pacing Mycroft's room. “Good,” he said. “Let's go.”

“John,” Mycroft said, and John turned around. Mycroft cleared his throat. “Both I and the British government owe you a rather large debt of gratitude for your actions tonight... Thank you.”

John, uncomfortable, nodded once. “I, er,” he said. “Good night.”

Sherlock was waiting by the lift. The ride down was silent. “You do realize,” John said finally, as they were waiting on the pavement for a taxi, “that if you had bothered to pick up your phone the first time I called you, I could have--”

“Noted,” Sherlock said. “And, er.” He cleared his throat. “Thank you.”

“Don't mention it.”

“Chinese?” Sherlock asked when they were ensconced in the back of the taxi. “Takeaway?”

“Takeaway'd be lovely,” John yawned, the words only half intelligible. By the time they reached Baker Street, he was dozing against the window, and Sherlock had to say his name to get him to wake up.

John wasn't sure he could stay awake long enough for food, but his hunger seemed inducement enough. He put on the kettle and went into the living room, where Sherlock had just hung up with the takeaway place.

“Do you think it's all over, then?” John asked.

“Hmm?” Sherlock was staring out the window.

“No more mysterious murders or, or spies waiting in the wings?”

“Yes.” Sherlock turned to look at him. “I do think it's over.”

John wasn't surprised that his friend sounded a little disappointed. “Happy birthday, Sherlock.”

After a moment, Sherlock smiled. “Thank you, John.”

A/N: There's some controversy over whether Twelfth Night is January 5th or 6th; for the purposes of this fic, I chose the 6th. The canonical evidence for Sherlock's birthday being January 6th is so sparse as to be essentially nonexistent, but it was an interesting conceit.

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Title: Birthdays
XII. A Few Loose Ends
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, Anthea, Mycroft, Lestrade, Donovan, OCs
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 10,335
Warnings: Violence.
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.


John woke, looked at the light coming in through the window, and realized he'd slept later than he'd intended. He'd have to hurry to make it to the A&E on time. He showered quickly, dressed, and went downstairs for a quick cup of tea.

The first floor was quiet, and Sherlock's door was closed. John put the kettle on, rummaging through the cupboards for something he could eat in a hurry; his mobile buzzed in his pocket. It was a text from Harry: lunch saturday?

yes he replied, and saw that he had another message, from a number he didn't recognize. He opened it. We have Holmes. Stop investigating.

John stared. “Sherlock!”

No answer. He knocked forcefully on the bedroom door. “Sherlock?” John pushed the door open. The bedroom was empty, and the bed hadn't been slept in. “Sherlock!” John called once more as he ran up the stairs, hoping his flatmate was going to pop out of some corner and tell him to keep his voice down even as he knew it wasn't going to happen. He rang Sherlock's phone, just in case. No answer.

First things first: he checked his gun, made sure it was loaded and safetied, and tucked it into his trousers. The message had been marked as received an hour ago, so where had Sherlock been between midnight and then? John ran back downstairs, ringing Mycroft as he found Sherlock's laptop and opened it. Sherlock hadn't shut it down; there was an email open with the attachment Totentanz.mp4, and a map centered on a concert hall on the outskirts of London.

Why didn't either of the Holmes brothers ever answer their phones? John hung up and forwarded the message to Mycroft. He rang his boss.

“Hello?”

“Paul. I can't work today, there's been an emergency.”

“Are you all right?”

“Yes, I can't talk.”

“I'll have someone cover for you,” Paul said, and John hung up. About to close the laptop, he frowned, and with a little searching found Sherlock's music player. Totentanz had been imported, and it was marked as having been played fourteen times, the last one fifty-seven minutes before John had received the text. The song was fifteen minutes long; why had Sherlock sat through it fourteen times? John closed the laptop, pulled on his coat, tucked the computer under his arm, and ran downstairs.

“Mrs Hudson!” He knocked on the door.

He heard someone stirring inside. “Just a moment,” his landlady finally called. “John, is that you?”

“Yes.”

She opened the door a moment later, wearing a long floral dressing-gown.

“I'm sorry to wake you, Mrs Hudson, but I need to know if you saw Sherlock any time after midnight.”

“No, dear, I was sleeping.”

“You didn't hear anything, then?”

“No. What's the matter?”

“He's been kidnapped.”

Mrs Hudson's eyes widened.

“This is important. If you see anyone asking for spare change out front, would you give them my number?”

“Yes, of course. Where are you going?” she called after him.

“Scotland Yard!” he replied over his shoulder.

He called Lestrade from the cab. “Sherlock's been kidnapped.”

A quick intake of breath. Then: “When?”

“I don't know. I woke up and there was a message on my phone saying 'We have Holmes. Stop investigating.' There are no signs of struggle in the flat, so he must have gone out somewhere-- he was looking for a homeless man, I think.”

“What had you been investigating?”

John glanced at the back of the cabbie's head. “Something for... an issue in the government. I'll tell you about it when I get there.”

“Right. See you in a bit.”

With the morning traffic, the ride was long enough that John had time to listen to Totentanz once the whole way through. There was no recorded message inserted in the middle, nothing to indicate why Sherlock had found it so fascinating. John turned to the email and set it to display the full header, but the resulting server trail told him nothing; he was barely computer-proficient enough to update his blog.

Lestrade and Donovan were waiting in Lestrade's office. Lestrade pushed a cup of coffee across the desk. “Start at the beginning,” Lestrade said.

“There's little to tell,” John said, and then hesitated. “Do you know Sherlock's brother? Mycroft?”

“Met him a few times.”

“We were working on something for him.” John hesitated again, but he'd trusted Lestrade with his life, and if the detective inspector was somehow involved with the spying, the whole thing was about to go to hell very quickly anyway. “Helping him find a spy in the government. We were kidnapped the day before yesterday and dumped off at Heathrow. They tried again yesterday morning. Last night Sherlock finally narrowed it down, told Mycroft, and we thought that was the end of it. This morning I woke up to this text--” he slid his mobile across the desk-- “and no Sherlock.” John took a quick swallow of coffee as the two police officers leaned in to scrutinize the message.

“You said he was looking for a homeless man?”

“Yesterday morning, shortly after midnight, Sherlock found one of his contacts and asked for information about the possible spies. His sister told us he'd disappeared, and Sherlock promised to make sure he was looked after if she'd get us the information. Sherlock said last night that he was going out to find him today.”

“Where'd he disappear?”

“No idea.” John set the laptop on the desk. “There's one other thing: someone sent Sherlock a message, an email, and it had a song in it. He was listening to it over and over.” He opened the top, and swung it around so they could see the screen. “He listened to it fourteen times between midnight and half seven. I listened to it on the way over, but as far as I can tell it's just a normal song.”

Donovan frowned. “Totentanz-- it's German, it means dance of death, or dance of the dead.”

The three of them exchanged looks. “Get the email to Alistair and see what he can get out of that header,” Lestrade told Donovan.

“There was also an address, he was looking at a concert hall of some sort.” John turned the laptop and showed them. They both bent over the screen.

“We'll start there,” Lestrade said. “What about the brother? He knows?”

“I don't know. I sent him the text, but he's not answering his phone. I don't know what happened after Sherlock texted him the name-- there could have been some sort of confrontation... Mycroft wouldn't ignore a text like that, and it has to be related, they said to stop investigating.” John frowned.

“We'll assume we're on our own, then.” Lestrade stood and reached for his coat. “Donovan, get a car.”

On the way to the concert hall, John played the recording for them. “Nothing,” Lestrade said when it had finished. “I don't get anything out of it.”

“Same. It sounds like I remember,” Donovan said.

John was busy with his mobile, checking arrest records for the past sixteen hours and searching the names of all three people on Mycroft's short-list. “There's something else.”

“Of course there is,” Lestrade said.

“The serial killer, Jared Wilkins. Apparently this is connected to him. The explosions at Westminster, those were the tenth day. There was something yesterday, too, but I can't find anything today.”

“What sort of thing are we looking for?”

“Well, so far it's been bombs in places frequented by high government officials. Not exactly subtle.”

“Do you suppose Sherlock's brother stopped it?”

John considered. “I suppose it's possible that he managed to stop whatever was supposed to happen today, but couldn't catch the spy. But if so, why hasn't he been in touch about Sherlock?”

“Maybe he's working on it, and hasn't contacted you.”

“Maybe.” John wasn't convinced, and Lestrade hadn't sounded very convinced, either.

The concert hall was closed to the public, but Lestrade showed his badge, which not only got them in but brought the building manager very shortly. “We're looking for a missing man, and this was his last known destination,” Lestrade said. “We need to know if anyone has spotted him.”

John passed over his mobile, which had the picture of Sherlock he'd posted on his blog. The manager studied it. “I haven't seen him, but I'll ask around. If he's been here, I'm sure someone will remember-- he's quite distinctive.”

“We're also going to need to review the footage from the building's security cameras.”

“You don't need me for this,” Donovan murmured when they were bent over the small, grainy screen, and slipped out of the room. John looked after her, puzzled. Lestrade shook his head.

There were feeds from eight cameras, and they watched on fast-forward. John tried not to look at his mobile; if there'd been a new message, or a call, he would have felt it. Fidgeting wouldn't help anything. “There!”

Lestrade paused everything. “Where?”

“There. In the corner, just at the edge of the frame. He's picking the lock.”

“South door,” Lestrade said. “Thirty-five minutes before you got the text.” They resumed watching. Nineteen minutes after Sherlock had broken in, he left by the same door. They watched up until they saw themselves in the car park, but Sherlock didn't reappear.

“So what happened in the next sixteen minutes?”

“Let's have a look at the door,” Lestrade said.

Donovan met them there. “I've been all over the place. Fr-- Sherlock's not here. They opened everything that was locked for me.”

“Right, we saw him leave,” John said. “Had anyone seen him? Did they know what he was looking for, or at?”

“No. No one remembered him.”

“Nineteen minutes,” Lestrade mused, kneeling at the door and looking at the lock. “That would just take him around the whole building. What was he looking for? You said he was looking for a homeless man, is this the sort of place...?”

“No,” John said. “At least, I don't think so, not so far from the city, and not inside. We found him at a church, sleeping in the basement.”

“Right,” Lestrade said. “You wouldn't have a picture, would you?”

“No. His name is David, he served in Ireland and Iraq... I could find the church again.”

“If not him, then what was he here for?” Lestrade looked frustrated. The person they needed to help them find a case like this was the one they were looking for. He stood. “There's nothing else here, not unless we want to send Forensics on a wild goose hunt. And that wouldn't tell us where he is now.” He started for the car, and John and Donovan followed him. “John: find this bloke Sherlock was looking for. You know what he looks like, and where you met him. If you need a car, or a couple of officers to go round with you...”

“No,” John said, “thanks, I'll manage. What about you?”

“Sherlock has some... refuges... throughout the city,” Lestrade said. “Places where he can go to ground. I know about a few of them; I'm going to check them. It's a long shot, but...”

“You think he's gone to ground?” John frowned.

Lestrade was quiet for a moment. “If he thought he was being pursued, he might have. They might have grabbed him from there... or he might have left some sort of clue.”

“But there were only nineteen minutes between him leaving the concert hall and my getting that text. You think he hasn't been kidnapped after all?”

Lestrade shook his head. “Something doesn't add up.”

John tried to call Sherlock again. No answer. When he rang Mycroft, the call went straight to voicemail. “At least I know he's got his phone,” he muttered. Searching for the three potential spies turned up nothing, and no one was reporting explosions. “Let me out here,” he said a few minutes later when they were closer to the center of the city.

“John,” Lestrade said. “Be careful.”

“Yeah.” John looked around to get his bearings, and then set off down the pavement.

It took him twenty-five minutes to retrace their steps to the day centre. He went in the front this time, and was confronted with a woman sitting behind a large desk, just inside.

She looked up. “I'm sorry, this centre is for women only. There's one for men in Ealing.”

“No. I'm not homeless. I need to talk to Annie, the blonde woman. Is she here today?”

“I can't let you in.”

“Her brother's gone missing. It's about him,” John said. If he couldn't talk his way in, he'd have to go over the back fence again. “I'm with the police,” he added. “Call Detective Inspector Lestrade at the Yard-- he'll vouch for me.”

“Do you have a badge?”

“No. Look,” John said, “would you please just tell Annie someone needs to talk to her about her brother.”

The woman looked displeased, but picked up the phone and made a call. A moment later Annie came through the door at the end of the corridor. She frowned when she saw John.

“No, we haven't found him,” John said quickly, not wanting her to get her hopes up. “Have you heard anything?”

She shook her head, looking puzzled, and worried. “No.”

“Sherlock's disappeared, too, and the last thing he told me he was going to do was look for David. If your brother was hurt, and he wanted to get out of sight for a while... do you know where he'd go?”

Annie pursed her lips, and scrutinized John. Finally she said, “There's an abandoned Tube station, the old Down Street on the Piccadilly line. He went there, sometimes.”

“Thank you. If you hear from him, get a message to Mrs Hudson at 221 Baker Street-- she'll know how to get in touch with me.”

“I'll tell the people I know to keep an eye out for Sherlock,” Annie said. “And be careful, when you go to Down Street...”

“Thank you.” After leaving the centre, he called Mrs Hudson, just to make sure Sherlock hadn't been back to the flat and no one had been out front asking for spare change. She confirmed that neither had happened. When he got to Down Street, he circled the building, looking for David's way in. There: a loose board in the back. He pried it away from the gap, climbed in, and found himself in the storage area of what looked like a newsagent's shop. Ahead of him was the shop proper; to his right, a dimly lit corridor. At the end of the corridor, part of the wall was decaying, and he was able to slip through into some sort of dark, narrow space between the walls. Where from here? Access to the station would have been at the front of the building, so, to the left. John inched through the narrow space, watching where he was stepping in the narrow beam of his torch, until the space opened up and he saw a spiraling, metal staircase descending into deeper darkness. It looked newer than he would have expected. John spared a moment to be grateful his leg was behaving, slipped his gun into his jacket pocket, and went down the stairs.

He stopped at the bottom to get his bearings. His torch didn't illuminate much, but he took it in sections, discovering that he was in a large, empty space. Ahead was a wall, which rumbled faintly and then fell silent: a train passing by. To his left was a series of rooms. John approached these, walking as quietly as he could.

In the third room, he found clear evidence of inhabitation, but not recently; there was a blanket folded against the wall, a first aid kit, and several sealed tins of food. John knelt, and examined the first aid kit. It looked standard, bearing the mark of the British Red Cross; there was nothing missing from it but a few bandages and some of the paracetamol. John had a look round the other dark, silent rooms, and returned to the surface, sneaking out of the newsagent's shop the same way he'd entered it.

His mobile buzzed: John thumbed the button immediately to read the text. It was from Lestrade. found something, not him. John called him. “Hello?”

“One of his hideouts has been occupied in the last twenty-four hours.”

“Where?”

“Chiswick.”

“I'm at Hyde Park. I'll be right there.”

Lestrade's next text directed him to a tiny one-room flat on the fourth floor of a rather dingy building. The detective inspector opened the door as he approached. “Here,” Lestrade said. “This mud is new, and the basin isn't quite dry.”

John looked around the flat. There was little to see: a bed with dusty sheets, a bare desk, and a tall, narrow wardrobe. He opened the wardrobe, and found several hangers: a black jacket, a long burgundy dress, a set of trackies, a long coat, two dowdy suits, jeans, and two jumpers. At the bottom were three pairs of shoes, and a box that proved to have a set of cosmetics, a long black wig, and three hats.

Lestrade was looking over his shoulder. “I think these have been moved recently. Look, there's dust here, but not there.”

“Mmm.” John looked into the tiny W. C. There were droplets of water at the bottom of the basin, and... he looked more closely: tiny black marks on the cheap plastic of the counter. He couldn't identify them.

John frowned. “When did he have time to come here? We were running round after the spy, and then... Oh,” he said. “He took his laptop with him.” John straightened up. “He took something out of the wardrobe, and it looks like he applied some sort of cosmetics, or paint, here.”

“So he's in disguise,” Lestrade said.

“Apparently.”

They descended to the street again. “Alistair traced the email as far as a set of government servers and then was told in no uncertain terms to back off,” Lestrade said. “Have you found anything?”

“Not yet.” John looked down the street, frowning.

“John?”

“Sorry, have to go.” John took off running, because he was quite certain that was Anthea, standing in front of the fifth building down.

She vanished in front of his eyes-- there one moment, then a group of men passed by and she was gone. But there were no doors swinging, and the only alley close enough was-- he ducked down it just in time to see her running around the corner at the other end.

“Anthea!” he called. Small mercies: whenever he needed to run really fast, there was usually enough norepinephrine in his veins that he didn't have to worry about his limp, though there was often hell to pay the next day. He could see her still ahead, running flat-out, dodging passersby, lamp-posts and police officers as she careened down the street and then around another corner. His legs were longer than hers, and if he wasn't gaining on her, he at least wasn't falling farther behind-- hang on, where had she gone? John took a wild guess as to direction, darted down an alley, and there she was ahead. “Anthea!” She neither slowed nor looked back.

By a combination of rapid-fire, Sherlock-style deductions as to her direction and sheer luck, he managed to stay on her trail for nearly twenty minutes. Then he found himself in the middle of Fulham without any idea where she'd gone. He picked a direction, continued running, and kept going for five minutes until he knew he'd lost her.

John slowed to a fast walk, lips compressed. He rang Mycroft again and left a terse message this time. Then he texted Lestrade: any way to trace his phone?

The answer came back almost immediately: ill see what account information alistair can get off his laptop. any luck?

Right: John had left Sherlock's laptop in the police car. He wrote back, no. you?

Lestrade replied: he hadn't been to any of the other places that i know about.

John looked around, trying to get his bearings and figure out what to do next. Would someone at the church they'd broken into know where to find David if his sister hadn't? Was it worth going back to Baker Street to check if there were any messages from Sherlock's network that Mrs Hudson hadn't, for some reason, passed on? What were his other options? John didn't know where else to look for David, and unless Lestrade's people could get something off of Sherlock's computer, he suspected Scotland Yard would be out of ideas as well. Mycroft had inexplicably hung his brother out to dry.

He would go back to Baker Street, check in with Mrs Hudson, and search Sherlock's bedroom for any clues to his whereabouts. Then he would go by Scotland Yard, borrow Sherlock's computer, and find someone in Sherlock's extensive list of contacts and owed favours who could trace Sherlock's mobile. If necessary, he would return to the women's day centre, find out from Annie where else her brother might be, and also ask if she had any idea where he could find the other men who'd been sleeping in the basement of the church. He headed for Baker Street.

As he walked, John realized he had one other option. He took out his mobile and started to reply to the morning's message: what do you want? But what was the probability that the kidnappers would reply with anything useful, and was it greater than the probability that such a message could someone get Sherlock into trouble? His thumb hovered over the button that would send the text.

“John?”

He spun at the rasping voice, jamming his mobile back into his pocket. Who had spoken?

“Here.” It looked, at first, like a bundle of rags, piled in the corner of the alley, but no--

“David?” John knelt beside him. “What happened to you, and where are you hurt?”

“Oh... lots of places,” the other man said, grimacing. “Ribs are the worst, I think, and my left knee.” John began to probe gently. “What happened-- yesterday morning, not long after you left, I was attacked by two ex-military blokes, black uniforms, with chips on their shoulders.”

John paused. “Two men? You're sure?”

“Yeah. When I could move again, I holed up for a while, and then tried to come out today to see if I could get in touch with Annie... but I didn't get very far.”

“She knows you're missing,” John said. “So-- Sherlock didn't find you, then.”

David's blue gaze fixed on John's face. “No. Where is he?”

“I'd love to know.”

“He's missing?”

“Someone texted me this morning and told me they'd kidnapped him. No idea who, but...”

“It doesn't take a genius to connect the dots,” David said, and grimaced.

“You need a doctor-- you'd be best off in hospital.”

David looked away. “I've been in hospital before. It wasn't pleasant.”

John , unfortunately, didn't have to ask what he meant; he'd seen too many instances of doctors and nurses taking out their own petty prejudices on their patients. He hesitated for a long moment. Sherlock was missing; every minute John didn't find him was another minute he could be in a variety of extremely bad situations. But John wasn't being particularly helpful anyway... and the homeless network had given them the information, and a promise was a promise. “I'll come with you-- make sure you're settled well.”

“You a doctor?”

“A&E physician. RAMC,” John added.

David nodded slowly. “All right.” John reached for his mobile, but David grabbed his hand. “No mobile,” he said.

So John called a cab, and with difficulty, and a lot of pain on David's part, helped the man off of the pavement and into the seat. The driver dropped them off at the nearest A&E, which wasn't the one where John worked; afternoon on a weekday was slower, if not exactly slow, but David's injuries put him at the bottom of the triage list. John felt himself getting tenser as time passed; he should be out there, turning London upside down if necessary, instead of sitting down. He texted Lestrade: anything?

no. had a lead in victoria but it was nothing. where are you?

a&e. found david. he didn't know anything.

Finally, the A&E physician saw David. John knew her, and took her aside for a moment before she went in. “Friend of mine, used to be in the Army,” John said. “He fell on some hard times, and needs to be looked after by people who can't be arsed about where he sleeps most nights.”

“Right. I'll see to it.”

After she'd examined David, the man asked to speak to him. “You don't need to stay,” he said.

“Are you sure?”

“Go find Sherlock, John. If you could get word to Annie I'd appreciate it, but she'll be all right if she doesn't hear.”

“Right,” John said. Then: “Thank you.”

He skipped Baker Street and went straight to Scotland Yard. Lestrade was out, but Donovan brought him Sherlock's computer when he explained what he wanted. “Alistair's not been able to get anything off of it about his phone. Don't suppose you'd know?”

“No.” It was really a stroke of luck that Sherlock hadn't logged out of his account, or they wouldn't have even the minimal leads that they had. Sherlock's organizing system was... incomprehensible; he appeared to have kept every single file he'd ever had in the last three years. On another day John would have been fascinated. He ended up searching on the word “computer,” and after ten minutes had the name of someone who, judging by the case history, owed Sherlock a favour. Several favors, actually.

In another file was the woman's name, phone number, and address. She answered the phone on the fourth ring. “Hello?”

“You need to do Sherlock Holmes a favour,” John said.

A pause. “Who is this?”

“His friend. He's gone missing, and you're going to track his phone.”

“You have the wrong number.”

“I really don't think I do,” John said. “You have two options: you can hang up on me, and when I find him, I will tell him about this conversation. Or,” he let his voice drop, “I can come see you now and we can talk about it. I have your address, you know, it's in his records, his very extensive records. Did I mention I'm sitting in the middle of Scotland Yard?”

The pause was quite long this time. “Either you're John Watson,” she said finally, “or there are two nutters mad enough to hang round with him on a regular basis.”

“The first one. Well?”

“I'll do it. Give me what you have.”

“I have his phone number...”

“His SIM card number? GPS pin?”

“Sorry, what?”

She sighed. “Do you have access to any information about his account?”

It took ten more minutes, and her calling him a backwards technophobe, but he finally found Sherlock's last billing statement for his mobile.

“Right. I'll ring you back at this number as soon as I know something. Don't hold your breath-- knowing Sherlock, I'm sure he's scrambled his signals eight ways from Sunday just to be annoying.”

John hung up and checked the news. Nothing had exploded. What was the spy waiting for? Had Mycroft detained the right person but somehow lost track of Sherlock? Or was the spy using Sherlock to try to force Mycroft into-- standing down, or something? John took out his mobile, hesitated, and then, before he changed his mind again, sent the text he'd composed earlier.

He thanked Donovan and hurried down to the street. His phone buzzed as he hailed a taxi. I think you know, it said.

John's hand clenched in frustration. What was the point of telling John to stop investigating when Sherlock had already delivered the names to Mycroft? Just how capable did they think John was on his own, anyway? Or was Sherlock a hostage against Mycroft making the arrest? When the taxi dropped him in Baker Street, he was no closer to an answer to any of his questions. He took the stairs two at a time, stopped at the landing, ran back down, and knocked on Mrs Hudson's door. No answer. John ignored the worry that immediately took hold in his brain and went up to their flat.

He found something half-edible in the fridge and took it into Sherlock's room. John didn't know where to start; between his general unfamiliarity with the room, and the state it was in, he had no idea how he was going to find anything out of place. The top layer, presumably, was the most recent. He sifted through Tube stubs, tissues with three different shades of lipstick, a copy of Measure for Measure in French, a book on tuberculosis, three test tubes with dried brown gunk, an evidence bag with a tuft of purple fibers, a twig, a red figurine of a cat, half of a program from a Vivaldi violin concerto-- not the front half, or the back half, but the top half-- John frowned, and went back to the program. The performance had been held in the hall whose address had been up on Sherlock's screen. The date was two days ago.

What was the significance of that concert hall? John got his laptop and read about it, but found nothing more than why it had caught Sherlock's attention: the London Philharmonic Orchestra had recorded a program of Liszt there two years ago, including “Totentanz.” But what had Sherlock been looking for there?

The sun was setting. John reached for the lamp, and suddenly felt furious. He had spent all day running round London looking for his friend, had accomplished exactly nothing, and had no plan for improving his track record.

Had their situations been reversed, Sherlock probably could have found him in about an hour and a half.

He struck the table with his palm and bit back a curse. Here he was, being useless again, when the stakes were the highest they'd ever been. But reproach was unproductive; he'd have time for that, later, if...

John continued to search Sherlock's room and finally gave up after finding nothing useful. He called Lestrade. “We've found nothing,” Lestrade reported, sounding aggrieved. “None of his regular contacts that I know about have seen him; he doesn't show up on any of the CCTV footage I have access to; no one matching his description has been admitted to a hospital in the past twenty-four hours. Or,” Lestrade added, “brought to a morgue.”

John's breath stuttered.

“We've put his description out to the train stations and the airport. Did you ever hear from the brother?”

“No.”

“Have you any other way to get in contact with him?”

“No. No, I don't-- but I saw his PA on the street today. I chased her for twenty minutes but she gave me the slip.”

Lestrade hesitated. “Do you think a threat to Sherlock's life would... make his brother, I don't know, back down on something?”

Until today, John hadn't even been able to imagine Mycroft getting into that situation. “I...” John licked his lips. “He's even more stubborn and implacable than Sherlock, sometimes. I don't know.”

“Right.”

“The last I heard from him, he was telling us about a shipment of RDX.”

“What?”

“The explosions.”

“That's something to go on, at least. Did he say who it was to?”

“Rowley, Alex Rowley.”

“We'll start tracing that.”

“Sherlock thought it was going to be a military target.”

“Right.”

“I've got someone trying to trace Sherlock's phone-- I'm going to go pay her a visit,” John said. “Let me know--”

“I will.”

John had jotted down Gwen Simmons's address in case he needed it. It was in a part of London that he had little familiarity with except for its rough reputation. The cab driver knew more, and flatly refused to take John any closer than a mile. “And if you know what's good for you, you won't go at all,” he said, making one final attempt to dissuade him. John paid him and got out.

He hadn't gone more than 200 meters before he knew there was a gang of boys following him. He could take them, almost certainly, but he didn't have time for this. John walked more quickly.

“Dr Watson!”

John frowned, stopped, and turned. It was the boys, or a boy. “How do you know my name?”

The boy, a tall, skinny redheaded one, grinned crookedly. “You run round with Sherlock Holmes.”

“What do you want?” John said. “I haven't got time.”

“Annie sent us. She said, three people think they've seen your friend today, but none'd swear to it.”

“Where?”

The boy gave him three addresses. Then he said, “Don't worry about this neighbourhood, Doctor. You'll be safe enough, tonight.”

“Thank you.” The boys disappeared into the night. John hesitated, then texted the three addresses to Lestrade with a brief explanation, and continued walking towards Gwen Simmons's flat, hoping Sherlock's information was current. He blinked. Was that-- yes. Up ahead, walking and texting, was Anthea.

He didn't run this time, just stayed behind her, which was easy enough since they were going in the same direction. When she walked past where he should have turned, though, he followed her without a second thought, suspecting that she knew she was being followed. Fifteen minutes later, he had followed her into a neighbourhood with fewer boarded windows. She went into an all-night café; he hesitated across the street, and then hurried inside after her.

Anthea was sitting in a booth towards the back, with her back to the wall and two exits in sight. She looked up from her mobile as he approached, and gave a vague approximation of her usual impersonal smile. “Hello.”

Where,” John said, “is Sherlock?”

The smile vanished, and she had the temerity to look puzzled. “Sherlock? No idea. I found his coat, but that was six hours ago.”

“You-- wait-- then where's Mycroft?” John had to make an effort to keep his voice down. “I've been texting him all day!”

Anthea took another mobile out of her jacket and frowned at it. “Oh, that was you.”

John sat down across from her. “Bloody hell, Anthea! Sherlock's been kidnapped!”

“Really?” Her face fell. “And here I didn't think it could get worse. Are you sure?”

John opened his mouth to say something biting, closed his mouth again, considered the words 'get worse,' and looked carefully at her. She looked extremely tired, there was a bruise on her cheekbone, a small cut just at her hairline, and more severe scrapes visible at her wrists as she texted. He shook his head, went to the counter, paid for two black coffees and a plate of pastries, brought it all back to the table, and pushed one of the coffees across the table to her. “What's going on?”

She drained half the mug in a few quick swallows, put it down, and met his gaze. “Thank you.” It was possibly the first sincere expression he'd ever heard from her. Her mobile buzzed, she glanced at it, and frowned. “Haven't got time. You'll have to come with me.”

John grabbed his coffee, bundled up the pastries, and followed her out the back door. There was a car parked there, not the usual black thing, but something blue and beat-up. She slid behind the wheel as he climbed into the passenger's seat. “Look, what's all this about? I've no idea if Sherlock's alive or dead at this point and Mycroft is the only person who can help me.”

“Sorry, you're not going to have much luck with that,” Anthea said as she pulled out of the alley. “He's been missing since last night.”

John nearly choked on his coffee. “What-- happened?”

“Those two you and Sherlock sent along yesterday morning, I made the mistake of leaving him alone with them for three minutes while he was questioning them. He said he could handle them. I got back, and they were all gone. He'd struggled.”

John sat back, trying to assimilate this. “If they've got Mycroft, why kidnap Sherlock? Hang on-- Alex Rowley. Was he arrested?”

“I don't know. I gave the order, we were about to leave-- I spent the next hour trying to track him, and then half my resources were cut off. Tell me about Sherlock's kidnapping.”

“Where are we going?”

“Outskirts. It's a bit of a drive.”

“Right.” He explained about the previous night, the song, waking up to find Sherlock gone, the two text messages, and the trip to the concert hall. “I've got someone tracing his mobile now, but she's not found him.”

“Is this the Queen Anne Centre for the Performing Arts that you mean?”

“Yes, how did you--”

“I managed to trace the shipment of RDX there.”

“And when you say outskirts, you mean--”

“Yes.”

“Have they... issued demands, or anything? To the government, or to you?”

“I've heard nothing. Half my contacts have gone dead, but I haven't heard anything.”

“Why would they tell me to stop investigating? We were done investigating, and anyway, I'm not him.”

“No idea.”

“Do you have any backup, for this?” he asked a moment later. “Rowley's got more people than we thought.” He told her what David had said.

“No backup that I trust.”

“Would you happen to be taking volunteers?”

“This once, I suppose,” she said after a moment. “You did get me coffee.”

John felt the corner of his mouth twist up. “Right. What's the plan?”

“I need to get in and have a look at the basement-- there are old diagrams that indicate another level below it. If the RDX is there, that's where they have it.”

“Of course there's a secret sub-basement. Why didn't I think of that?” he muttered. “Do you think Mycroft might be there?”

She shook her head. “I don't know. If they had any sense they'd hold him in a fortified country house in the middle of nowhere, but. Either way: my first priority is the RDX. It has to be.”

“Do you know what they want it for?”

“I'm afraid not. What I didn't spend of last night and today running down every possible lead about Mycroft, I spent just getting this much information. Most of my usual channels are closed, and there are a couple of teams after me.”

“Hang on,” John said. “You said-- you found Sherlock's coat.”

“It was at the front door of one of Mycroft's hidey-holes.”

“So...” John could think of several ways that could have happened. “Was it... damaged?”

“Not that I could tell. I left it at a safe house.” She glanced over at him. “Changing your mind about volunteering?”

John hesitated. “Mycroft is the best chance I have to find Sherlock,” he said finally. “And the RDX... well. We have to stop it.”

“Good, because we're here.”

John was surprised when they pulled into the car park of the concert centre. It was full of cars, and they had to drive for a few moments to find a spot. “Are you armed?”

“Yes.”

She produced tickets. “These will get us in. After we're in, I know how to get to the sub-basement. If we do find anything, that'll be enough evidence to bring down some teams I know are trustworthy. We'll pull out and get in touch with them.”

“And evacuate the building?”

She turned and pulled a blanket off the back seat. Underneath it was a blazer, a hat with a blonde wig attached, and a handbag. “Sorry, I don't have anything for you. We'll have to hope whoever's on security isn't expecting you to show up here.”

John decided not to press his last question. “Are you armed?”

She stopped in the act of putting on the blazer, and looked at him in amused disbelief.

“Right, just... checking.”

They got out and started towards the hall, both of them checking the shadows out of the corners of their eyes. “So,” John asked. “Is working for Mycroft always this exciting?”

“Oh, God, no. Much less dramatic on a regular basis, though I wouldn't call it boring.”

“Riding around in cars looking decorative doesn't get old?”

“I don't do that very much.”

“Oh.”

“I spend a lot of time sitting in the office looking decorative, and no, it doesn't get old. There's always someone new to be taken in by the act. I doubt Rowley was, though. Those two teams of kidnappers, or assassins-- more than just a precaution.”

The usher accepted their tickets without so much as glancing at John's decidedly inappropriate dress, and informed them they were in the upper tier. When they were around the corner of the hall, Anthea pulled John into the women's toilet. “Er--”

“Oh, don't worry,” she said, locking the stall and climbing onto the tank. “If anyone saw us they'll just assume we're shagging.” She took out a knife and cut part of the ceiling away at an angle. “You have no idea how many people think that's why Mycroft keeps me around.”

John licked his lips. “Actually, you'd be surprised.”

She glanced down. “Give me a hand up?”

John boosted her into the ceiling, then climbed onto the tank himself. She helped pull him up and steadied him on one of the beams so he wouldn't go through the ceiling, then replaced the chunk she'd removed. From somewhere she produced a torch, and they began crawling along the beams. John was reminded of his trip through Down Street station... had that only been that morning? He'd never, he realized, let Annie know her brother was okay. Up ahead of him, Anthea took off her blazer and hat and left them on another beam with her handbag.

They came to a long gap in the ceiling that descended into darkness; they must be between rooms, then. “Old lift shaft,” Anthea confirmed softly. “There should be a ladder...” The light of the torch found it, and they began to climb down. “Once we get to the bottom, just to the left of the shaft is a concealed staircase to the second basement.”

“Won't someone be watching that?”

“Yes, which is why we'll be rappelling from the ceiling instead. But the staircase is there for getting out again.”

“How many guards are you expecting?” John asked, and winced, because the shaft echoed.

“If we're lucky, they'll be busy somewhere else and there'll only be a few.”

“And if we're unlucky?”

“We'll be very unlucky.” Anthea turned off the torch, paused to let their eyes adjust, and climbed down the last six rungs in darkness. Once out of the lift shaft, she turned left; John, following her, could see well enough now, by the emergency exit lights, to know when she pointed to a section of the wall and mimed pressing part of the wall beam. The basement was large, and it took about six minutes to come to a large jumble of discarded chairs and music stands. Behind it, part of the wall was crumbling.

Anthea produced a good deal of rope from somewhere and tied it to one of the exposed supports. John's mobile buzzed. He fumbled with it, and automatically rejected the call before turning it to silent. Then he looked at the name: Gwen Simmons. A moment later, a text came in. He's finally stopped moving, it said, along with a set of coordinates. Anthea was already plugging the coordinates into her own phone.

It was the Queen Anne Centre for the Performing Arts.

They looked at each other. Anthea pointed down, and John nodded after a moment, reluctantly. To be in the same building after pursuing him all over London... but if Sherlock was a prisoner, finding out about the RDX was the best thing they could do to thwart his captors. Anthea let the rope down, swung her legs into the gap, and disappeared. A moment later there were two sharp tugs on the rope, and John followed her down.

There were no emergency exit signs down her; all John knew, at first, was that it was cold and damp. He listened, but heard nothing besides Anthea's very soft breathing beside him. Then Anthea took out her mobile, and shielded the glow with her hand so they could see. There was a wall ahead, and on the other side was, presumably, the concealed staircase. They could hear people moving around on the other side. There were also two doors, one on each side wall.

Anthea touched his shoulder and pointed towards the right door, which was cracked. John nodded, took his gun out of its holster, and held his mobile, just barely glowing, in his other hand. She disappeared into the gloom to the left. John stopped by the door, and waited.

Someone was in the room on the other side; he could hear them moving around. Someone tall, judging by the breathing. He could feel a faint breeze on his face, flowing out of the room-- where was it coming from? It was lighter in the other room, but not by much. Would the hinges squeak?

They didn't. He eased the door open just enough to squeeze through, and found himself in sort of an alcove on the other side. The breathing was around the corner-- deep and even, as if someone had fallen asleep. John couldn't see anything in the rest of the room, just bare stone walls. He stepped around the corner, and found himself looking at a gun barrel.

John ducked back into the alcove, crouched, and sprung around the corner as footsteps hurried forward. His head intersected with someone's midsection-- then there was a sharp thunk! and his opponent dropped.

John brought his gun up and looked around. He could barely see, and risked touching his mobile screen. The room was empty... well, there wasn't anyone else pointing a gun at him, but he wasn't alone.

“Hello, John,” Mycroft said quietly.

“Fancy meeting you here.” John knelt by the downed man, and felt for his pulse. He was alive, but he'd be unconscious for a while. Mycroft was sitting against the wall; from the way he was holding one of his arms behind him, John guessed he was fastened to it. His other hand rested by the leg of his trousers, which looked remarkably clean for a nearly twenty-four hour imprisonment. “Nice work with the rock.”

“Thank you. If you would give it back, I'd be obliged. Never know when I might need it again.”

“You all right?” John asked.

“Yes, John, thank you.” Mycroft managed a smile. “Under what context are you here? I'm afraid I've been rather out of touch.”

“Anthea's in the other part of the basement, looking for the RDX. Sherlock's here too, but... I don't know where. Or with whom.” John started going through the guard's pockets. “I spent the day under the assumption that he'd been kidnapped, but I'm beginning to think they were talking about you.”

“The RDX is in the corner,” Mycroft said. John looked, and saw a plastic barrel. “From what I can gather, they're planning to plant it in various pieces of military equipment going to the field in Afghanistan.”

John froze.

“Quite,” Mycroft agreed.

“Ah. Here.” John came up with a ring of keys. Mycroft obliging leaned forward to reveal the handcuff attached to the wall. “This... should do it.” A moment later, Mycroft was free.

“Excellent, John, thank you.” He stood, carefully; John watched to make sure he wasn't about to fall over. “Oh, I've been fed, and allowed to walk.”

“Right... Anthea mentioned someone who would come if she had more evidence. If we get you out of here, will you be able to handle it from there?”

Mycroft smiled. It was not a pleasant smile. “Oh, yes.”

“Then--”

“Charlie?” A new voice, at the door.

John flattened himself against the wall, gun raised, and inched towards the alcove.

“Yes?” It wasn't Mycroft's usual voice at all. “We're fine in here,” he said, sounding guttural. “Passcode: Antony.”

“I'm going to lock you in. There's an intruder out there. Keep an eye on the prisoner.” Before John could react, there was the sound of the door swinging shut, and then a bolt.

John waited for the sound of retreating footsteps, and then tried the door. It was fastened very securely shut. “Tell me,” he said, walking around the walls, “why do I get the feeling there were acting lessons in both of your pasts?”

“Lessons? We never needed them. If there's another way out I haven't found it.”

John continued to look.

“And I've been sitting here for sixteen hours,” Mycroft added. Cloth whispered on cloth; when John turned the next corner, he saw that Mycroft had taken the guard's rifle, and was tying him up with the guard's own belt.

“Well, you know, I haven't got anything else to do.” John finished making the circuit of the room; unfortunately, Mycroft was right. “Anthea didn't know; did you manage to arrest Rowley?”

“I... don't know either, to my deep consternation. I'm assuming not, given present circumstances.” His glance around the room was comprehensive. “However, in the light of sixteen hours of consideration, I've begun to wonder--”

“You do realize,” a new voice cut in, “how long it's going to take me to forget that you said there wasn't another way out of this room.”

Two guns pointed at the newcomer, and then just as quickly, away. “Sherlock!”

“Hello, John.” A tall, slender figure unfolded itself from the deepest shadows of the room. “Mycroft.”

“How long have you been there?” his brother asked.

“Only a few minutes. Since your last changing of the guard.”

“Sherlock--” John bit back the phrase Where the bloody hell have you been all day, and instead asked, “So how do we get out?”

“There are some stones loose, over here. I found them from the other side, this morning. It opens into an old well, covered, but not fastened down.”

John walked over to the corner to examine them, and partially to reassure the irrational part of his mind that it really was Sherlock, alive and well. He climbed partially into the hole, feeling out whether it was wide enough for that barrel.

Then the shooting started on the other side of the wall.

“Mycroft, get out of here,” Sherlock said sharply. “John, go with him.” He started for the barrel of RDX.

“Sherlock, what are you--”

“I'm going to drop it down the well after you get out. Hurry up, Mycroft, there's barely time--”

The shooting continued as Mycroft backed towards the corner, rifle trained on the door, and Sherlock reached the barrel. “Seven,” he said. “I really ought to give her a raise.”

The shooting stopped and the door banged open. “Drop that rifle or I shoot her!” Anthea came in, hands in the air, with a man behind her holding her at gunpoint. After a very long moment, Mycroft dropped the rifle. “Center of the room, both of you. Ten feet apart. Hands up.”

John breathed very quietly.

“Well, this was rather ingenious of you.” It was a cool, cultured voice, and it belonged to the woman in the grey suit who had just stepped into the room. “Sherlock Holmes. I suppose you're the man my guards saw come in with her. It's a pleasure to meet you at last.” As she came further into the room, the guard prodded Anthea towards the long wall.

“That's hardly a proper introduction,” Sherlock said.

The woman smiled. “Did I call it one? I'm sorry. I'm Rosemary Jenkins. Your elder brother knows me, and you know my younger brother. Curious, isn't it?”

“Jared Wilkins,” Sherlock said, in that voice he used when he'd just figured something out.

“Half-brother, actually. Our father had an affair. Well, Mycroft? Did you figure it out?”

“About ten hours ago, yes,” Mycroft said.

“Congratulations. I don't think anyone else did. Certainly not your assistant-- who, by the way, I had no idea was such a crack shot. Rather alarming, in fact, I think I'd better even things out a bit in case she should happen to get the drop on my guard.” Rosemary took out a small pistol from her jacket and pointed it at Sherlock's head. “And congratulations, too, on your masterful handling of the CCTV, Mycroft. This would have come off already if you hadn't disabled my eyes all over London.”

“It is my job,” Mycroft replied, sounding as urbane and detached as ever.

“Quite. Well, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that my chances of dying improbably get higher with each moment I stand here and talk, so I think that's all I wanted to say. Mycroft I need alive, of course, but please believe me when I say it's only the highest respect that compels me to kill the two of you. I don't think I could hold you for any length of time. I will, however, do it in the other room, out of respect for your feelings, Mycroft. Any last words, any of you?”

“Kill her for me, when you get the chance,” Anthea said.

“Don't let Mrs Hudson throw out the mould experiment, send it round to Barts,” Sherlock said.

“All right, move.” Rosemary nodded towards the door, Sherlock stepped forward-- and John finally had a clear shot. She stumbled, but stayed on her feet, hauling Sherlock around in front of her before John could get off another one. The guard looked between Anthea and the hole in the wall, obviously confused.

“Exactly,” John said. “Only two guns for three people, all of whom would die to stop you.” Except the only way to kill her was through Sherlock... John breathed a silent apology, and took careful aim at his friend's calf.

“And you get to choose?” she asked. “But you see, we can shoot two people, in the time it takes you to shoot one. And it will take you two shots to get to me. Mycroft and his assistant will be dead before Sherlock hits the floor. Did you really mean all?

John hesitated, aimed, and pulled the trigger. Two more shots rang out in quick succession, and three bodies tumbled to the floor-- sort of; the last was more of a controlled fall. Sherlock retrieved Rosemary's gun and the rifle the guard had dropped and covered the door. John and Anthea reached Mycroft at the same time. “I do know how to duck,” he said with dignity.

“Get me--” Anthea was already stripping the guard of his shirt and cutting it into strips. John applied pressure, Mycroft's blood spurting out through his fingers with every heartbeat. “Not very well, apparently,” John said.

“She's got more guards upstairs,” Anthea said. “We need to hurry. The door doesn't lock from the inside.”

“Don't worry,” Sherlock said, and the part of John's brain that giggled at crime scenes realized that there was no way Sherlock was keeping that rifle, ever.

“Where did you learn to-- never mind.” As he spoke, John was putting makeshift bandage and dressing on the wound. “Get me the guard's belt.” Anthea passed it to him, and he fastened it tightly around Mycroft's chest.

“Here.” As Anthea picked up the rifle she'd snatched from the falling guard and used to shoot Rosemary, Sherlock bent over Rosemary's body, undid her jacket, and pulled off a bulletproof vest. He slid it across the floor at Mycroft. “Put that on backwards.”

“The RDX?” John asked. “We can't just--”

Somehow, Anthea had reception down there. “Someone's on their way.”

“How soon? Because this room is actually pretty defensible,” John said. “We don't know who or what is up there, and there are a bunch of civilians.” But while Mycroft wasn't in immediate danger, he did need the hospital.

“Soon,” Anthea said.

So Sherlock covered one door and Anthea covered the hole in the wall, while John kept an eye on Mycroft. “Sherlock?” John asked.

“Mmm.”

“Where were you all day, and why the hell didn't you answer your phone?”

“I turned it off so Mycroft's spy couldn't track me.”

“And you didn't think to let me know?”

“My phone was off. I didn't know you were calling.”

John let that one go. “Right, so, where were you?”

“I worked out that the song was a threat, and I identified the recording venue by the acoustics. I came here, realized it was being used as a base of operations for Mycroft's spy, tried to inform Mycroft, discovered he was missing, and found him again.”

“Ah,” John said. “Apparently next time I post to my blog explaining which one of us is who, I need to post our mobile numbers as well. I got a text message this morning informing me that 'they had Holmes.'”

“Why would they send the text to you? My number's on the website...”

“Given that you have me send half your texts anyway, and Mycroft texts me for you more than he texts you, they probably assumed it was a fake.”

A short silence. “Oh.”

More gunshots; shortly after that, footsteps. “Mr Holmes!” a deep voice called. “Are you in there?” The SAS agents led them up to the basement and then out a back way to a secured area. Mycroft was bundled into an ambulance; Sherlock rode with him.

John found Anthea at his side, looking suddenly exhausted. “Explosives squad is going down to take care of the RDX,” she said.

“That's... good.” John's mobile buzzed. It was Lestrade. “Hello?”

“Oh good, you're alive.”

“Yeah, er, listen...”

“Now, this is just a hunch, but does the high concentration of SAS agents and the special explosives unit at the hall we visited this morning have to do with Sherlock?”

“Sort of. We're... all fine, it's over, apparently he was never kidnapped.”

“What?”

“It was his brother.”

There was a pause. “Why don't you get some rest, and maybe we'll both make more sense in the morning.”

“Yes, all right. Thanks... for everything today.”

“Of course.” Lestrade hung up.

“You know,” he told Anthea, “those pastries are still in your car. When... was the last time you ate?”

She laughed. “I stopped counting.”

“Are you going to the hospital?”

“I need to stay here until they get the RDX out.”

“Right. Give me your keys.”

“What?”

“Well, you look like you're about to collapse.”

So they sat against the wall, Anthea with half her attention on her mobile, and ate pastries and drank cold coffee. “Things should quiet down after this,” she said. “I hope. Back to being decorative.”

“That's... good.”

“I should have quite a bit of free time. You know, we've got a range... I don't imagine you get to practice much.”

“No, I let Sherlock handle shooting all the holes in the wall.”

“Want me to take you round there sometime?”

“Er, yes. Yes, I'd like that.” His mobile buzzed; it was a text from Sherlock, demanding to know where he was. Busy, he replied, also stuck.

Anthea went off to talk to one of the SAS agents. “Done here,” she reported when she came back. “Want a ride to the hospital?”

“Please.”

A/N: So, that took longer than expected! There'll be a bit more later today, since this obviously goes with yesterday.

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Title: Birthdays
XI. New Rules
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, Anthea, Mycroft, OCs
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 4,956
Warnings: Some violence.
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.


In the middle of it, Anthea beckoned for John to follow her, and went into the laboratory. “I need an extra set of hands,” she said, exchanging her blazer for a lab coat and handing him a set of nitrile gloves.

John waited as she transferred five small pieces of cloth each into its own plastic tube, and added several sets of chemicals to each. Then she handed him one. “Hold this on the vortexer while I add these reagents.” She had a pipet in each hand; obediently, John held the tube firmly on the vibrating platform as she added drops of liquid from both pipets simultaneously. Anthea took the tube from him, set it in an incubator, and handed him the second tube.

“Done,” she said when the third tube was in the incubator.

He recognized it for a dismissal, but leaned against the lab counter instead. “What will this tell you?”

She didn't look up. “Analyzing a number of foreign fibres found on the clothes in Daniels' apartment.” After a moment, she added, “You're in my light.”

John returned to the other room. “... sheer incompetence!” Sherlock said.

“Treachery, Sherlock. Not incompetence.”

“Both. You couldn't be bothered to check your hypotheses!”

“Sherlock, unlike you, I do not have the time to run round London tracing every possible lead. I have responsibilities, and--”

“Yes, you're always going on about your responsibilities to queen and country. You've bungled those now, haven't you!”

“Starting World War Three isn't going to help anything!” John spoke louder than he'd intended, and both brothers looked at him. Mycroft looked surprised; Sherlock looked irritated. John took advantage of the momentary silence and continued, “Mycroft. If you've narrowed the list to three, can't you detain them all?”

“I am no longer sure of most of my resources,” Mycroft said, and looked suddenly rather weary.

“What about those fifteen people you eliminated?”

Mycroft raised an eyebrow. “I can hardly send an army of desk analysts to arrest a dangerous traitor who was so far gone completely undetected.”

“All right,” John said, not knowing exactly what he was doing, but sure that nearly anything had to be more productive than Sherlock and Mycroft sniping at each other. “Wilkins. Eleven pipers piping. What is there to go on?”

Sherlock got up and started to pace, hands in his pockets.

“Sherlock,” John said. “You said... there was something that didn't make sense about the way he was choosing his victims.”

“Yes. Cameras.”

“Cameras?”

“In none of the cases was there any helpful CCTV footage, even at London City College. He had very precise information about the range of each camera, and some of the relevant footage is simply missing.”

“So Mycroft's spy was helping him plan the crimes.”

“Yes. It explains Hendon. It also explains how Wilkins knew where to find the two singers.”

“Why would a terrorist be interested in a serial killer?” John asked. He could see Sherlock thinking, see the questions prompting new ideas. “None of the victims were important to national security, none of them...”

“There is no link between any of the suspects, and Jared Wilkins,” Mycroft said. “Or between any of your murder victims and any of the suspects. The records have been very thoroughly doctored.”

“So... why did the spy carry on with the song, then?” John asked. “And why skip the two days in between?”

Sherlock took out his mobile and sent a text. “Need to find out what the police have gotten out of Wilkins.”

“You knew where he'd gone-- you must have some idea what he had planned for the other days,” John said. “Yesterday... would have been a stabbing, you said that was how he dealt with more than one person. And ten victims--”

“Yes. Age, infirmity, drugs, or sleep. Yesterday was most like to have been a care home, though it could have been an orphanage. Difficult to tell.”

“And today?”

“Strangling a tobacconist, possibly.”

“So... why is Mycroft's spy doing this, then?”

Anthea came out of the lab. “The fibre tests are inconclusive, but I seem to have locked down the log files for most of the CCTV system. These don't appear to have been tampered with. No signs of unauthorized access to the system itself it the last twenty-four hours.”

“Excellent,” Mycroft said.

“Also, we should leave here in the next ten minutes.” She returned to the lab.

Mycroft made a displeased face. “I do so hate working on the run.” He opened a drawer and took out another computer and a pistol. “Front door or back?” he asked when Anthea returned.

“Front.” She pressed a button on her mobile, and there was a muffled explosion from behind the door.

John couldn't help jumping; it was New Year's again, except much closer. No one seemed to notice his reaction, which, in a room with Sherlock and Mycroft, meant they had definitely noticed and were pretending not to. He felt his spine straighten and his chin inch forward.

Anthea opened the door to the hallway, and looked out. “It's still clear,” she said.

Mycroft picked up the laptop and slid the pistol into his jacket. John took his own gun out of the holster at the small of his back and followed Sherlock into the hall. Mycroft locked the door behind them. Anthea was looking at her mobile. “They haven't found the car.”

They followed her towards the back of the building, through a concealed door, and into the alley behind. As the door closed, John heard another muffled explosion.

Anthea and Mycroft turned left and began to walk down the alley. John started to follow them, and then Sherlock grabbed his wrist and took off running in the opposite direction, practically dragging him the first few steps until John began to run as well. “What are you--”

“This way!” They turned left at the first opportunity, and then right, left, right, right, and left. John tripped over a rubbish bin in the dark.

“What are we doing?”

“Getting away from Mycroft.”

“Where are we going?”

“Church.”

“Sorry?” But Sherlock was running again and didn't answer.

Twenty minutes later, they were outside of a church. Sherlock took a set of lockpicks out of his coat and began to work on the lock.

“Sherlock,” John said. “Back there, did you know?”

Sherlock glanced up from the door, and then looked him quickly up and down. “I suspected once I saw the lab. Too much data to move in a hurry.”

“Right, next time, do you think you could warn me?”

Sherlock's eyebrows furrowed. “Would that help?”

John's back straightened. “Yes, Sherlock. If I have to be in a room wired with explosives, I'd prefer to know.”

“All right.” The lock clicked, and he pushed the door open.

They were in the corner of a long, dark hall. A number of tables had been pushed to one side to make room for a dozen mattresses in the middle of the floor. Sherlock crouched by the one on the end. “David,” he said, so softly that John could barely hear him.

The man occupying the mattress opened his eyes and sat up when he saw Sherlock. He put his finger to his lips, shoved off the blankets, stood, and limped to the other end of the hall, where he let them in to a smaller conference room. For a moment the room was pitch-black when he closed the door; then he flipped the light on.

David looked about forty, but was probably younger; his face was lined, his light hair long and shaggy, and his eyes a brilliant blue. John didn't have to be told that he was looking at another former member of the military. “Hello, Sherlock. Haven't seen you in a while,” David said. “What brings you round?”

Sherlock took out his mobile. “Three people. I need to know where they've been.” He turned the mobile around and showed it to the man.

David frowned, scrutinizing each picture as it came up on the screen. Then he looked up and nodded. “All right. Should be doable.”

“As soon as you can.” Sherlock handed him a folded note; John couldn't see the denomination, but he knew it was high. “This is important.”

“I'll go round and see Annie now, then,” David said. He looked at John. “You'll be the flatmate?”

“Yes.” John offered his hand. David gripped it firmly and shook it. “I'm John.”

“I've never met a man who could keep up with him, but then...” he cocked his head. “I don't imagine this is the hardest duty you've ever seen. Where did you serve?”

“Afghanistan,” John said. “Five years. You?”

“Iraq. Ireland, before that.”

Sherlock stood. “Let me know as soon as you have anything.”

“Right.” David turned off the light, and let them out the back door of the hall. “Don't suppose there's any point in telling you to be careful, Sherlock?”

“Not particularly. Good morning, David.”

“Where now?” John asked as they walked down the alley.

“Baker Street.”

John checked his mobile; he'd felt it vibrate, during their trip to the church. Your being held hostage will only complicate matters. Mycroft Holmes. “Is it safe?”

“Safe enough.” Still, when the taxi had deposited them back home, and John had bolted the front door, Sherlock closed the drapes in the sitting room, turned on only a small lamp, and insisted they both occupy the sofa, out of sight of the window in the kitchen. He opened his laptop. “There has to be a personal connection between Jared Wilkins and Mycroft's spy. It's the only reasonable explanation.”

“So? Mycroft said the records had been altered.”

“Obviously. But they had to communicate about this somehow. The responsibility of planning the crimes obviously fell to Wilkins, he walked all over London, but he knew where the cameras wouldn't see him.” He frowned. “Wilkins is still alive, that means the spy doesn't consider him a threat.”

“You think the spy set all this up for him, without revealing his own identity?”

“Why would he do that? The spy can clearly pull off significantly larger operations than Wilkins managed. Why would he bother with petty killings?”

“A cover-up?” They'd been here before...

“No. Wilkins clearly has strong motivation for the murder method he chose, a strong emotional attachment to using the lyrics for revenge. That the spy continued the theme indicates a strong emotional attachment to Wilkins. Therefore they probably met face to face: fewer traces left behind, and Wilkins was about to do something risky, the spy would have wanted to see him.” He was typing quickly.

“And you know where Wilkins went.”

“I know some of where Wilkins went. Can't tell for sure where they met, but...” He frowned. “Twelve drummers drumming.”

“A stabbing.”

“Yes-- oh.”

“What?”

“Thieves. Wilkins was planning to sneak into a gaol. The spy would have gotten him in.”

“... you said his mother was killed in a burglary gone wrong.”

“Yes.”

“So...”

“If Wilkins picked the places himself, then they would have had to have met somewhere else. Oh, obvious.”

“You... found it?”

“Four possibilities.” He took out his mobile and sent a text. “Now we see if any of Mycroft's suspects have turned up there in the past three weeks.” He glanced at John. “You'd better get some sleep while you can. I need more data.”

“Are you going out?”

“I'll keep an eye out the window for David's informant. Best if you stay down here, there are gaps in your drapes,” he added.

“Right.” John retrieved a blanket from the chair by the wall, and took the holster out of his trousers. “Here. Take it with you when you go outside.”

Despite the light and the sound of typing, John fell asleep quickly. It seemed like only moments had passed before Sherlock said, “John,” but when he opened his eyes again, the sky was lightening outside the windows.

“Three explosions,” Sherlock said. “Pubs, each with the word “maid” in the title.”

“Maid? Why maid?”

“One of them the favourite of the heir to the throne, who was there hours before.”

“Flash powder again?”

“Yes.”

“When is he going to stop making threats?”

“Possibly tomorrow. Drummers is a clear military reference.” Sherlock was typing. “Maids appears to be a reference to a Scottish version of the song.”

“A clue, do you think?”

“Unlikely. He hasn't left any. All the breaks on this case have come from legwork.” A smile, but not a pleasant one. “He knows Mycroft well.”

John wanted tea, but the kettle was in full view of the window in the kitchen. “Have you heard anything from David?”

“No.” Sherlock frowned. “Here.” He handed back John's gun. “We're going to find out why.”

They took a taxi. John watched Sherlock watch the pavement and frown. Finally they were dropped at a day centre for the homeless. Sherlock climbed over the low fence and walked in the back door; John, catching up with him after getting over the fence with slightly less agility, found himself in a large room with about thirty women, some working on computers, some filling out paperwork, some playing cards. A few of them were staring at Sherlock, who was talking to a blond woman in the corner of the room.

“... him since yesterday,” she said as John got within earshot. She looked familiar; there was a clear family resemblance between her and David.

“Has anyone?”

“I'll ask around...” she trailed off, watching Sherlock's face. “You sent him to do something, and he disappeared.”

“Yes.” Sherlock was, in turn, watching her intently.

She nodded once. “What was it?”

“These three people.” He took out his mobile and showed it to her. “I need to know where they've been seen for the last three weeks.”

She studied the pictures, then looked up and tilted her chin up. “I'll do it. If you give me your promise that, if David's alive...” her voice caught, “and he's found, he'll be looked after proper.”

“You have it. Thank you, Annie.” He handed her a bill.

“Now get out of here, you're making some of the girls nervous, and God knows they don't need that. And if the matron catches you...”

Sherlock was already moving towards the door. “There was a break-in last night at the church, twenty minutes after we left,” he said when they were outside. “David was already gone. Mycroft was right about the cameras.”

“What?”

“He left by the same door we did. If the spy knew we were there because of the CCTV, he would also have known that David had already left. We were followed there.” He was already texting. “We're being followed now.”

John resisted the urge to glance over his shoulder, but listened, and heard nothing. “How many?”

“Two. Two blocks behind.”

Reaching for his gun would be a bit obvious at this point. “Are they going to break into the day centre?”

“No, they'll try to kidnap us.”

And this time, they wouldn't be dumped unharmed in a car park, John was relatively sure.

Sherlock put away his mobile and started to run. John was only a step behind as they careened through a series of narrow alleys that reminded him of the crime scene at Ealing, moss and all. Then Sherlock was holding a service door open for him-- John noted in passing that it had no exterior handle and wondered how Sherlock had got it open-- and John ducked inside to a dim, dingy stairwell. Sherlock ran up the dusty stairs, and stopped abruptly on the landing. John nearly collided with him.

“What are you doing?”

Sherlock didn't answer as he climbed onto the narrow, sloping wall that bounded the inside of the stairs, walked carefully back down, jumped, and landed behind the door. “Come on.”

John shook his head, and managed to replicate the feat with less grace. “You think they'll follow us in here?”

“We left clear footprints in the moss. Best if they're alive but unconscious-- Mycroft might be able to get something out of them,” he said softly.

Running footsteps stopped outside the door. John eased his gun out of its holster. The door swung open, a man in black stepped inside and started to turn towards them-- Sherlock grabbed him in a chokehold-- a woman stepped inside and pointed her gun at Sherlock-- John hit her firmly in the temple with his gun, she crumpled to the floor, and he did the same to Sherlock's captive.

Sherlock straightened his scarf and took out his mobile, presumably texting Mycroft. Then he knelt and went through their pockets. His eyes narrowed as he took out a piece of paper. “This is David's handwriting.”

“So, they--” John didn't like to think about the ex-serviceman lying dead in an alley somewhere.

“We knocked them out too soon, it seems. And she--” Sherlock rolled the woman over. “She attacked me in the flat.”

“I didn't get a good look at mine, but the build is right for the man.”

“The spy is relying on the same two people to do his dirty work.”

“Why? If he can get people into the Palace of Westminster...”

“He has a lot of data, but not much manpower. He knew who to bribe. He must have known about the four women in Ealing using marijuana, and he knew about Mellor's visit to the school.”

“Sorry, what?”

“The evening before he died, the athlete had gone round to a school and given a talk to the children. He let them handle his medals, returned rather late, and kept them out to polish the next morning. Otherwise they would have been locked in a safe.”

“So you're saying the spy knew that.”

“Mellor had made these visits before.”

“If this spy knew all that, why didn't he warn Wilkins not to come to the hospital?”

“His CCTV access has been intermittent lately, ever since Mycroft began to investigate this. He may not have known-- or he may have warned him, and Wilkins was so fixated on killing Lisa Regan that he ignored him.” Sherlock moved one of the unconscious bodies and sat on the bottom step. “I need another look at the flats of the three people on Mycroft's list.”

Ten minutes later, there was a knock on the door. John had his pistol out and the safety off as the door slowly eased open; it was the same burly men from the previous night, or a pair who looked exactly like them. He lowered his gun as they picked up the two would-be kidnappers and slung them over their shoulders. “Looks like Mycroft doesn't have a manpower problem,” he said.

“You'd be surprised.”

They took a taxi back to the flat with the carnivorous plants. Sherlock examined the books, the desk, and the woman's bedside table. John stood in the hallway of the flat, gun in hand, waiting for someone to break down the door and try to kill them. No one did, however, and they made it to the flat with the dog and the cat without incident. If anything, the cat was friendlier than before, and the dog more excited. John discovered why when he followed the cat into the kitchen: the food bowls were empty. But they'd been half full the day before, because he'd nearly stepped in one. “Sherlock,” he called. “She hasn't been home since yesterday.”

Sherlock opened the fridge, smelled the milk, and looked at a packet of salad greens. Then he went through the cupboard, frowning at a small pill bottle. The cat's cries became shriller and more insistent; John tried to gently nudge it away with his foot, but it swarmed up his trouser leg, used his thigh as a launching pad to reach the counter, and began nuzzling a plastic container of multi-colored pellets. It headbutted it, knocking it over; the lid fell open, and dried pellets cascaded over the counter and on the floor. Both the dog and the cat immediately began to eat.

Sherlock put the pill bottle back and closed the cupboard. “What about David?” John asked, hurrying after him.

“The homeless network has a far better chance of finding him than we do.” He closed the door of the flat behind him.

They stayed nearly an hour at the next flat; Sherlock examined the man's book collection in minute detail, inspecting the corners and spines with his hand lens. John investigated his drawers, and came up with nothing more enlightening than that he had a girlfriend and bad arches. He returned to the study; Sherlock was frowning sharply, clearly not having found what he was looking for. “We're going back to the flat,” he said.

Once there, he put a piece of cardboard in the kitchen window and sat at his microscope examining a sample of fabric taken from the carnivorous plant flat. John made them both tea, fixed himself lunch, read Sherlock Mycroft's texted updates, which amounted to little progress, and check out the front window regularly to see if anyone was lingering inconspicuously outside their flat. Sherlock left the microscope and began experimenting on a pill he'd taken from the flat with the cats. “I need to go to Bart's,” he said.

“Sherlock, there's someone outside. That woman you asked about the Golem, in April.”

Sherlock stood up quickly, stumbled, and grabbed the table to keep himself upright.

“Sherlock!” John ran into the kitchen, steadying his flatmate. “When was the last time you ate?”

“Just get me some paracetamol.”

“What did you do?” John looked at him. His weight was on his right leg, left foot held slightly off the ground-- “Your ankle. You twisted your ankle yesterday when they kidnapped us and you've been running around on it ever since.”

“It's in the cupboard in the loo.” Sherlock sat down again.

“I'm wrapping that before we go anywhere!” John called over his shoulder as he ran up the stairs. He came back a moment later with the paracetamol and two elastic bandages.

Sherlock didn't protest as John unlaced his shoe, removed it gently, and pulled off his sock; presumably he was thinking of how problematic it would be to fall in the middle of a chase. John wrapped the ankle tightly, swallowed his admonitions about ice packs and rest, and let Sherlock put his shoe back on. “You'll need to stay off that for about three days when we're done,” he said.

Sherlock pocketed the bottle of paracetamol and put a lid on the petri dish he was working with. “Bring me my coat.”

Sherlock wasn't limping when they went down the stairs, though John knew the paracetamol couldn't have kicked in yet. John hailed a taxi; Sherlock slid into the backseat a moment later, unfolding a sheet of paper and reading it rapidly. He took out his mobile and sent a text. John looked at the screen. Not Regina Winston. SH.

“Someone planted the bug,” John said when they were out of the taxi.

“Yes.”

“Why? The spy couldn't have known that someone would look there.”

“He has stymied Mycroft for a week.”

“Right...”

“I'll let Mycroft sort out what Regina Winston was doing in her flat that would have been valuable to the spy. Or why he would have wanted to incriminate her in particular.”

John spent the next hour fetching reagents and equipment for Sherlock as he experimented on the liquid paste that was the remains of the pill. Finally Sherlock fed a sample into a gas chromatograph. The computer beeped a moment later. “Ah!”

John read over his shoulder, but didn't understand what he was looking at. “What does it mean?”

“That pill container contained two types of pills. One was just prescription heartburn medication, and the other was similar but laced with cyanide.”

“Someone was trying to poison her... it's the man, then? Rowley?”

“Presumably a suicide pill would be more use to her if she carried it on her person.” He sent a text. “One cyanide pill doesn't prove anything.” Sherlock stood and put on his coat.

Back at the flat, the woman asking for spare change outside their door had been replaced by a man. He handed Sherlock a note in passing. John locked the door behind them and looked over Sherlock's arm: it was a list of the whereabouts of Alex Rowley during the last three weeks. A partial list; John could tell that there were gaps of several days at a time.

“It takes a special skill to elude the homeless network. Mycroft and I are the only ones I know who can do it, when we try. Apparently Mr Rowley is a third,” Sherlock said. “Bit of a coincidence, don't you think?” He ran upstairs and settled down with his laptop. “Keep an eye out for a new informant,” he called.

Instead, John went into the kitchen, found a bag of frozen peas, and handed them to Sherlock. “Keep this on your ankle.”

“I think my ankle will survive without an application of frozen vegetables.”

John shook his head, knelt, unwrapped the top bandage, and rewrapped it around the bag. “Tea?”

“Yes.” Sherlock was plotting things on a map.

The sun was going down as John reheated leftover curry. Sherlock was busy with his map, and with a long block of text on the right-hand side of his screen. “Someone new,” John reported finally, glancing out the window after having finished the curry.

“Go down and get the list, will you?”

The new informant was across the street, sitting on a sturdy box. He handed John a thickly-folded sheet of paper without looking in his direction. “Er-- any news on David?” John asked softly.

The man examined his nails. “No. Spare change?” he asked as a father and two young children passed by.

John ran up the stairs, handed the paper to Sherlock, and glanced at it over his shoulder. It was much longer than the one on Alex Rowley. Sherlock read it quickly and shook his head. “Nothing. Rosemary Jenkins is rather boring.” He opened a blank email and began to type.

“It's Rowley, then.”

“I'll let Mycroft draw his own conclusions, now that I've done all the legwork for him.” Sherlock smirked. “Still, he won't want something else blown up tomorrow morning.”

A few minutes later, Sherlock's mobile beeped. He looked at the screen and passed it to John. Home Office traced purchase of RDX to Rowley. Mycroft Holmes.

John exhaled. “Good. I'm going out, then.”

“Where?”

“Supper.”

John returned half an hour later with four boxes of Ethiopian takeaway and an ice pack. He put the takeaway in front of Sherlock, switched the peas with the ice pack, and got them both silverware. Sherlock put down his laptop, and they ate quietly. “I'm working tomorrow,” John said finally.

“Mmm.”

“Morning shift. Single.”

“Mycroft asked about the Diogenes Club again.”

“I already have a job.” John closed the empty takeaway box. “You need to stay off your ankle tomorrow.”

“Can't.”

“Why not? The case is solved.”

“I have a promise to keep.”

It took John a moment to figure out what he was talking about. “I thought you said...”

“I have resources that they don't.”

“Can't you put Mycroft on it? I'd imagine he owes you quite a bit after this.”

“My ankle will be fine, John.”

“I don't want you showing up in the A&E again.”

“I only did that because I knew you were on duty there.”

“You nearly gave the triage nurse a nervous breakdown. If he knew I knew you, he wouldn't be speaking to me.”

Sherlock smiled. “Fine, I'll go to some other A&E.”

John spread old newspapers on the floor and unloaded his gun, cleaned it, and reloaded it. He double-checked the safety, slid it into the holster, and cleaned up the rubbish. Coming back into the living room, he heard music: hammering piano chords accompanied by deep horn music. “That's... dramatic.”

“It's the Totentanz.” Sherlock was frowning at his laptop. “Someone emailed it to me.”

“Who?”

“I don't know.”

John cleaned up the kitchen and extracted from Sherlock a vague promise to change the ice pack when the liquid melted. He left Sherlock listening to the song on repeat, and went to bed.

A/N: Totentanz for Piano and Orchestra is a piece composed by Franz Liszt.

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Title: Birthdays
X. All is Intermittently Very Bright
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, Anthea, Mycroft
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 4,159
Warnings: Mild violence.
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.

January 3rd
8:33 am

Where are you? SH

8:33 am

Status of Jared Wilkins? SH 

8:34 am

Busy. Mycroft Holmes

8:34 am

Today is 10th day of Christmas. SH

8:40 am

gaol. suicide watch. l.

It was a day off for John, but he had woke early anyway. He was toasting bread in the kitchen, vaguely aware that Sherlock was texting frantically. “Are you eating?” he called.

No answer, which meant no.

John poured himself a mug of tea, added an apple to the plate of toast, and carried it all to the living room. Sherlock was sitting in his armchair, frowning at his mobile. John wondered if it was a new case. That would be good; by the third day after a case's conclusion, Sherlock usually started to get bored. “Lestrade?” he asked.

No answer. John continued to eat, just listening to the sounds of the morning: traffic, car horns, a sharp wind blowing, sirens.

“Sleep well?” Sherlock asked.

John blinked. “Yes... you?”

“Good.”

The sirens continued to wail; John wondered where they were going. Too many for a traffic accident; a fire? He finished his toast and carried his plate to the kitchen, still drinking his tea. “I'm going to ring Bill and see if he can meet for lunch,” he said.

“We have a case,” Sherlock replied, not looking up.

“What is it?”

“Someone set off explosions in Westminster.”

John's tea went down the wrong way and he coughed vigorously for about half a minute. When he could speak, he said, “The palace, you're talking about the palace?”

“Yes.”

“How many--” Oh, sh-- the sirens. “How bad was it?”

“Not very.”

John thought for a moment. “Domestic terrorism seems like more your brother's line than yours. He asked for your help?”

“Not quite.” Sherlock looked up. “It's the tenth day of Christmas, John.”

John blinked. “Ten... ten lords of leaping.”

“Precisely.”

“But... it was empty.”

“The charges were planted in the Lords Chamber, and in the Central Lobby under the statues.”

“Oh.” And then, because there were some experiences that became burned into one's mind-- “What kind of explosives?”

“Flash powder.”

“Flash... powder.” John frowned. “But that's...”

“Relatively weak, yes.”

John settled into the other armchair, plans for the day forgotten. “So...”

“So?” Sherlock looked up from his mobile, clearly waiting for John to figure out the answer.

“Why bother sneaking into Westminster just to set off a weak bomb... someone's... someone's showing off?”

Sherlock smiled quickly. “Yes. Consider also that flash powder is so unstable it has to be mixed on the site.”

“So... there's a serious hole in SO17's security.”

“Among other things.”

“What has this got to do with-- did he escape?”

“No.” Sherlock stood quickly, put his phone in his pocket, and reached for his coat. “We're going out.”

“Where?” John was automatically fumbling for his own coat.

“Burglary.” Sherlock tossed something across the room, and John caught it out of reflex: it was his gun, holstered and safetied.

Sherlock.” But the other man was already running down the stairs, pulling on gloves and scarf as he went. John shook his head, added it to the list of things a bit not good about Sherlock's gun safety skills, and followed him.

The sleek black car that was waiting for them was a surprise. What was also a surprise was that Anthea was in the driver's seat. She twisted round and handed Sherlock a manila folder, then started the engine and pulled into traffic.

“What developments?” Sherlock said.

“They've identified the source of the flash powder, and the guard on whose watch it was planted.”

“He's got twenty-four hours at most.”

Anthea glanced over her shoulder as they came to a roundabout. “Any other day, I'd say you were wrong,” she said, and it occurred to John that she looked tired, less than her usual impossibly polished self. She looked, in fact, human. It was a disconcerting realization.

“Where is he?” Sherlock asked, putting the folder down.

“At one of his... satellite locations. Sorting through data.”

“Hmm.”

“He says thank you, by the way.”

Sherlock didn't respond.

Anthea stopped the car in the middle of a bland residential suburb. “First on the list is two blocks west.”

“Yes.” Sherlock climbed out. “Update me.”

“Of course.”

John slammed the door, and she drove off. Sherlock was sizing up one of the buildings. “So,” John said. “Care to explain?”

“Mycroft's spy, and our killer. They're connected somehow.” He began to walk.

“The burglary?” John prompted after a moment.

“Mycroft is smarter than I,” Sherlock said.

“Sorry... what?”

“But he can't be bothered to check his deductions. He has theories without evidence.”

“So you're helping him figure out who the spy is by breaking into peoples' flats?”

“There's a spy in his department. A very good spy, and you can only get so far from behind a desk.”

John thought of the folder. “Hang on, are we... going to burgle the flats of all of your brother's co-workers?”

“No, of course not.” Sherlock knelt at the back door and began to pick the lock. “Only most of them.”

The lock clicked; Sherlock opened the door, hesitated, and then went inside. John shook his head and followed. They went up the stairs, into a flat on the first floor; Sherlock picked that door as well, and John found himself standing in the middle of a spartan sitting room while Sherlock examined the bookcase, the bedroom, and the file drawer.

“Sherlock, I don't think this is a good idea,” he said, following his friend into the bedroom.

Sherlock was going through the contents of a drawer and didn't answer.

After a moment, John said, “What are we looking for, then?”

“Nothing.” Sherlock straightened up, closed the drawer, and walked out the room. “Done here.”

By noon, they had broken into five flats, somehow escaping notice each time-- John knew Sherlock was very good, of course, but this just seemed like tempting fate. Granted, that described about half of the things they did together. “How many more places on this list of your brother's?” John asked, as he stood in the doorway of a W. C. and watched Sherlock investigate the medicine cabinet.

“Thirteen.”

“Thirteen,” John repeated, licking his lips. “Sherlock--”

“We won't get through them by nightfall, obviously...” He opened an amber-colored bottle, sniffed, and frowned. “I've prioritized the list, the least likely ones can wait until tomorrow. I suspect we may find the answer before then.”

“What are you looking for, Sherlock?”

“Something that doesn't match...”

“What about Wilkins? Isn't there a link there?”

Sherlock closed the cabinet. “I went over his file already. We're dealing with someone who has access to any government records he wants. There's nothing to be found there that he doesn't want to be found. Next flat is in Victoria.”

In Victoria, they climbed in through the fire escape and searched the bookshelf. John entertained himself by wondering under what circumstances Sherlock had learned to pickpocket. He would ask, next time they had time. After they cracked this case.

“I should probably mention,” Sherlock said conversationally, which, combined with his words, immediately threw up warning flags in John's head, “there's a good chance we're going to be intercepted at some point.”

“I'm surprised we haven't all ready.”

“Not by the police.” Sherlock pressed a knot in the panelling, and a hidden compartment swung open above the fireplace.

John gaped. “How...?”

“It was shinier than the others. Ah!” He pulled out an envelope and a stack of papers, went through them quickly, and then put them back.

“When you say intercepted, then--”

“These people work with Mycroft, John, you think they don't have security on their flats?”

“So you're saying someone's seen us.”

“Of course someone's seen us. We've been breaking into flats all day and we haven't been particularly subtle about it.”

John thought that climbing in through the skylights was rather subtle, actually, but he let that pass. “So we're basically waiting for someone to come after us.”

“Yes.”

John sighed. “Bait again,” he said.

“Yes.”

At the next flat they encountered a small, yapping dog and a long-haired cat who was quite friendly to John's trousers, leaving them speckled with orange fur. Sherlock rooted through the papers on the desk while John had a look round the bedroom, taking in the orderliness of everything. When he returned to the study, Sherlock was snapping pictures with his mobile as, John was amused to see, the cat twined around his ankles, too.

Sherlock stopped on the way to the next flat and brushed the cat hair off of his trousers, disregarding John's amusement. “Eleven pipers piping,” he said, walking quickly again.

“Pipers... fancy cars?”

“Possibly.”

A little boy careened into John and scrambled away with a hasty apology. John frowned; he still had his wallet, he could feel the pressure in his pocket. “Or... I dunno... some sort of, plumber?”

“Mmm,” Sherlock said, tapping on his mobile. “An archaic sense of the word refers to a crack that spouts inflammable gas.”

“Some sort of fireball, then?”

“Possibly.”

The next flat belonged to a woman who kept a large collection of carnivorous plants. Sherlock picked them all up and looked under them, came to one, and frowned.

“What is it?”

“There's something hidden in the soil in this one,” Sherlock said.

“How can you tell?”

“There are four plants here in a row, same species, same light conditions, and yet this is the only one turning yellow.” He put on a pair of nitrile gloves and began to poke through the soil. “Ahh!” Sherlock pulled out a small piece of metal.

“What is it?”

“One of Mycroft's missing toys, I suspect.”

“Mycroft's bugging this place?”

“No, the damp soil would ruin it quickly. She stole it and wrapped it in plastic.” Sherlock took out a little plastic bag and dropped the item inside.

“Hang on-- missing toys?” John asked as they ran down the stairs, having searched the desk and closets of that flat.

“It was what first tipped him off to the presence of the spy. Disappearing equipment.”

“So that woman...”

“Possibly. I need more data. There's no guarantee there's only one of them.”

The next flat on the list-- number nine-- was only a ten minute walk away. Sherlock knelt on the floor, examining the carpet with his hand lens, as John investigated the secret compartment at the back of the silverware drawer. “He's been taking regular trips to Aberdeen,” Sherlock called.

“He's also got an impressive collection of... are these cyanide pills?”

“Probably,” Sherlock replied from the other room.

A soft footstep was the only warning John had; he pivoted, going for his gun, but the newcomer was so close that he could only get in a kick to the shins-- strong hands closed around his throat, and he was shoved up against the counter, arms pinned away from the small of his back. He twisted furiously and bit hard into his attacker's arm, but the pressure did not relent, and he gasped for air. White light sparkled briefly across his vision, and then everything was black.

 

It was damp.

Cold, too, he realized.

And his head hurt.

John risked opening his eyes. It was dim, but not dark. He listened: the sound of dripping water, and, distantly, the roar of traffic. After a moment, he made out someone's even breathing.

He suddenly remembered the struggle in the kitchen, and forced himself not to stiffen. It was either a captor, or Sherlock. From the speed, the person was unconscious or sleeping, which meant-- Sherlock.

John sat up cautiously, and his temples throbbed. He looked around. Concrete pillars, a concrete ceiling, and a view of the afternoon sky through open-air portals: they were on an empty level of a multi-level car park. At least, it was empty of cars; he scanned the shadows, and satisfied himself that it was empty of people, too.

Sherlock groaned, and John spotted him a few meters off, lying on his back. “Sherlock.” He knelt by his friend's side, checked his pulse and breathing-- both fine, he should be coming round soon-- found no visible blood, and began gently probing for injuries. The large lump on his left temple was obvious, and Sherlock's intake of breath told John that he was awake.

“Where else does it hurt?” John asked.

“Ankle. Left.” Sherlock sounded a little dazed. John changed position-- his leg was starting to ache-- and felt the joint. It was a little swollen, but probably not sprained. “What did they take from you?” Sherlock asked.

John felt for his phone, his wallet, and his gun. “Nothing.”

Sherlock took out his mobile, tried to sit up, and swayed. John grabbed him round the shoulders and lowered him back down to the concrete before he could fall.

“Easy,” John said.

Sherlock tapped at his mobile and made a call. “We're in one of the satellite car parks at Heathrow,” he said, and hesitated. “Yes.” He hung up.

Yes, John realized, those were jets, not cars.

“Someone's coming to get us,” Sherlock said.

“Should we... move? In case whoever left us here comes back?”

“They left you with a loaded weapon. They're not coming back.”

“How--”

“You felt for the safety.” Sherlock maneuvered himself so he could lean against one of the pillars. “That was illuminating.”

John was exploring the painful ring around his throat. “I'm glad you think so.”

“The people who attacked us-- I barely heard a struggle from the kitchen, so they were able to defeat you easily-- one opponent, going by the space constraints. My attacker was extremely knowledgeable in hand-to-hand combat. Neither of us heard them coming.”

“Secret agents,” John said.

“Yes. That list was not complete; we skipped several of Mycroft's colleagues that were right in our way. Therefore, either we'd already broken into the flat of whoever sent them, or they were confident that we were going to break into their flat despite not knowing who we were interested in.”

“You think it's a warning to Mycroft, then?”

“Kidnapping us? Obviously.” He felt for the lump on his head with delicate fingers.

“That's not going to help,” John said. “Why not kill us?”

“Mycroft has some very peculiar notions,” Sherlock said contemplatively. “If he thought it was his duty, he would go to extreme lengths to avenge my death.”

“I think you'll find that's normal, Sherlock.”

“Yes, and Mycroft isn't. Therefore: peculiar. Also, Mycroft's extreme tends to be a bit... hard to match.”

“Mmm.”

Sherlock steepled his fingers in front of his chin. “So who was it?”

He was still deep in thought when a very familiar black car pulled up half an hour later. Anthea got out. “I was in the middle of something,” she said, sounding put out.

“Sorry,” John said. Sherlock just climbed into the back seat and continued to think. “What... happened to the other driver, the regular...?”

“He's needed, elsewhere.”

The ride back to London was silent. There was a first aid kit in the back seat, and John dry-swallowed two paracetamol before passing the bottle to Sherlock. Anthea dropped them not at Baker Street but at an unassuming building John had never seen before. Sherlock seemed to recognize it, though, for he ran up the stairs and entered a code at the unobtrusive keypad; the door clicked open, and he led John through a maze of hallways to a windowless room.

Mycroft Holmes was sitting at a desk in the middle of it, working on a laptop. Unlike his aide, he was still impeccably dressed and turned out. His smile, however, was strained. “Hello, Sherlock. John, I'm sorry you had to play a part in this unfortunate exercise.”

“I've had worse.”

Sherlock took out the little evidence bag from the room with the plants. “I found this in Regina Winston's flat, buried under a pitcher plant.”

Mycroft's eyebrows rose nearly into his hairline as he examined the little bag from all angles, turning it over carefully. “That,” he said softly, “is very interesting.”

The door opened; Anthea came in, and took a seat in the corner of the room. “We need the data off of this,” Mycroft told her.

She was already on her mobile; she took the bag from him and went into another room. Through the open door, John could see what looked like a well-appointed, though small, lab.

“So.” Mycroft folded his hands on his desk and managed a better approximation of his usual disconcerting smile. “Tell me about your day, Sherlock.”

Sherlock related what they'd found in the various flats, including things John had no idea how he'd noticed, and ended with a description of their attackers that was much more detailed than anything John could have managed. By the end of it, Mycroft was no longer smiling, and Sherlock was pacing the room.

“That narrows things down considerably,” Mycroft said. “That list was simply a randomized subset of the most likely suspects. Your attackers have conveniently reduced that set to nine.”

“Hang on,” John said, speaking for the first time. “Eighteen people was a randomized subset? What sort of leak are you dealing with here, anyway?”

“An extremely subtle one,” Mycroft said.

Sherlock snorted. “Yes, explosives are always so subtle.”

Anthea returned, handed Mycroft the bag, and filled the kettle in the little kitchenette at the side of the room. Mycroft took another laptop from a drawer, along with something comprising very delicate-looking wires, and hooked it all together.

“This is what I found when I dried it out,” Anthea said, texting with one hand and placing a sheet of paper on the desk with the other.

“Traces of a previous location.”

“Yes.”

“Where?” Sherlock was leaning over his brother's shoulder. The subsequent conversation turned on the relative rarities of different types of potassium salts, and John didn't follow it. Anthea brought him tea.

Sherlock and Mycroft began to argue, first about potassium salts, then about Internet data protocols, then about the fact that Mycroft apparently wasn't letting them leave, at least not yet. “Six hours,” Mycroft said, looking aggravated. “You have gathered all the data you need from the flats.”

“Fine.” Sherlock gave in without grace. Anthea made them all tea.

With Mycroft there, Sherlock didn't need John as a sounding board, and he tried to follow the rapid-fire conversation, but the pain in his head was back. Anthea brought him more paracetamol, shone a pocket torch in his eyes, informed him that he didn't have a concussion, and cut off his pointing out that he was a doctor by showing him the cot in the next room, the other door besides the lab. John sat down and obeyed rule two.

He only managed a short catnap before he woke again, rubbed his eyes, and sat up. The conversation in the next room was heated; John heard the phrases “father said, “Easter lilies,” and “impossibly tedious” and decided that he didn't really want to go back out there after all.

“Three,” Sherlock announced when John reappeared some time later, after the raised voices had stopped.

“You've narrowed it that much?”

“Yes.”

Someone had eaten something-- not Sherlock, he didn't see Anthea, so it must have been Mycroft-- and, smelling the faint aroma left in the room, John realized how hungry he was. Mycroft waved towards one of the cupboards. “Help yourself, John. If you can convince my brother to eat, so much the better.”

“I know my limits,” John said, and rummaged in the cupboard for biscuits and microwaveable rice.

Some time later, when Sherlock and Mycroft were sniping at each other again, the door from the hallway opened and Anthea came in, escorting a bedraggled man in a prison uniform. “Hello,” she said brightly. “Look what I found.”

The corners of Mycroft's mouth curved up. “Remind me to give you a raise,” he said.

The newcomer looked... intimidated, an expression that was at odds with Anthea's nonthreatening appearance. A chair was produced and placed in the middle of the room, and the man was sat down in it. Anthea leaned, casually, against the door to the hallway. Mycroft came out from behind his desk and perched on the edge of it. Sherlock was pacing, slowly, behind the man who was clearly a prisoner, and who was also beginning to sweat. John leaned forward in his seat at the end of the room.

Mycroft smiled. It was not a pleasant smile. “Mr Daniels,” he said. “No doubt you were expecting to be dead by now.”

A stray memory from the day triggered an association in John's mind, and he studied the man more carefully, using what he'd learned from a year of watching Sherlock work. Yes: the man gave off multiple signs of being with the Diplomatic Protection Group.

“And no doubt,” Mycroft continued, “you are attempting to determine whether this unexpected turn of events represents an improvement... or not.”

“I'm not telling you anything,” the man said.

Mycroft stood and came forward as if the man had not spoken, stopping about three feet in front of him. “Allow me to enlighten you,” he said, and leaned right over into the guard's personal space. “Not,” he whispered, and backed up again.

Daniels was clearly-- disconcerted, was a mild word for it.

“I suggest that you tell me who hired you to let three individuals into the Palace of Westminster last night,” Mycroft said. “And when they hired you, and how much they paid you, and anything else you think my satisfy my... curiosity.” His voice dropped on the last word.

“Not telling you anything,” Daniels repeated desperately.

“Ah, but you already have,” Sherlock drawled from behind him, and from the way the man jumped at the statement, he'd forgotten Sherlock was there. Sherlock listed half a dozen casual deductions from the man's appearance, and then paused. “Should I go on, or would you prefer to fill in the details yourself?”

Daniels was clearly terrified. The room was silent for a moment, and then he started babbling, words tripping over each other in an attempt to get out. Mycroft teased apart the shaken confessions, collecting them into sense, prompting more when the chatter slowed. Every so often, Sherlock would lean over the man's shoulder and make a casual and frightening observation.

It was more chilling than anything John had ever seen on the telly, the two Holmes brothers working over their captive like so, and no one had even displayed a weapon.

Finally Daniels had babbled himself into incoherent exhaustion. Anthea, who had slipped away from her post at the door, came up behind him silently, and stuck a syringe in his neck. He slumped sideways; she caught him, and lowered him to the floor.

“It's been six hours, Mycroft,” Sherlock said.

“I'm afraid I may have to detain you longer.”

“I don't think so.”

“I'm sure John would agree that getting kidnapped as a hostage against me would be rather tiresome,” Mycroft pointed out in a deceptively subtle voice. John knew it would work, too-- because there were some experiences that became burned into one's mind.

Sherlock looked like he'd had an extremely unpleasant revelation. “And proximity to you doesn't carry its own risks?” he bit back.

“Not an equivalent risk, at the moment. There is still plenty to do here, Sherlock. I suspect Daniels's confession will prove even more illuminating upon review.”

Fine.” Sherlock sat down. “I will stay here as long as there is something to interest me.”

Someone knocked on the door. Anthea opened it, and a pair of burly, black-clad men entered, picked up the unconscious Daniels, and left without a word. Mycroft, looking pleased, began to play back the recording of the interrogation.

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Title: Birthdays
IX. All is Still Calm
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 866
Warnings: Woodland creature in advanced state of decomposition.
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.

January 2nd
It was half nine when he woke, stumbled downstairs, and poured a mug of tea. Sherlock had gone out, so John had a leisurely breakfast while scrutinizing the paper. Then he sat down to pay his bills. It was the second-- no, the third rule of living with Sherlock. One: Always be sure you know what you're eating. (John's stomach twinged a little at the memory of the experiment gone wrong that had effectively chained him to the loo for six hours.) Two: Catch up on your sleep whenever possible. Three: When you've done that, do everything else mundane that needs doing. The next opportunity might not come for a week.

John looked at his online bank account page. The pay at his current job wasn't bad, especially when combined with his Army pension. For some time now his balance had been climbing steadily, and he'd gotten the vague feeling he should do something with the money, but he'd never been able to decide what. He had all the material possessions he needed, no outstanding debts, and no wife or children to worry about.

John spared a wistful thought for what might have been, along those lines, and then went back to his bank account. He didn't want a car, not in London, and the idea of saving up for a place on his own was laughable. It would be like cutting off a limb, to move out. Maybe a holiday? Some place warm, but not too warm. Perhaps in February, or March. He'd look into it.

Sherlock came up the stairs two at a time, draped his coat over the sofa, and hung his scarf on the back of the door. “Hello.”

“Morning.” John looked his flatmate up and down. “You were up early.”

“I was at the Yard.” Sherlock bit off the last word like it pained him, and John understood. About the only thing Sherlock liked less than making sure the police had all the evidence straight was having one of his cases bungled in court.

“Got it all taken care of?”

Sherlock went into the kitchen and took out the stoat. “Oh, excellent!” he breathed. “John, have a look at this.”

“I'm good, thanks.”

Sherlock put on gloves, took out bits... well, that implied a solid state; blobs? Took out aliquots of what had once been identifiable as stoat, and put them under the microscope. John checked his email, posted the kidnapping case to his blog, and, on a whim, looked up travel destinations in the south of France.

“I was thinking of going on holiday,” he said after a few minutes.

Twenty minutes later, Sherlock straightened up from the microscope and stripped off his gloves. “Why?”

“Change of scene. Someplace warm.”

“I could provide a change of scene.”

“Most people prefer their holidays without bodies.”

“Most people are idiots.”

“In this, I'll gladly side with the idiots.” His mobile vibrated: it was Harry. She'd called yesterday, hadn't she, and he'd forgotten to ring her back.

By the time they hung up, it was time for him to leave for the A&E. The department was relatively quiet, with nothing more unusual than a compound fracture. He left at nine, got supper for them both at a little Greek takeaway place on his way home, and went to sleep.

A/N: It has come to my attention that the version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" that I have been using is probably not the authentic one. As today was the first day where the lyrics between the two versions differed, I considered rearranging the plot, but decided not to mess with the flow of things. You'll have to, therefore, forgive the Americanism.


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Title: Birthdays
VIII. All is Calm, All is Bright
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, OCs
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 866
Warnings: Vague description of A&E injuries.
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.

January 1st

Explosions.

John jerked awake, sitting up and grabbing for a gun that wasn't there. It was midnight, and--

Oh. It was midnight, on New Year's Eve. Between catching the serial killer and Sherlock's brush with poisoning, he'd completely lost track of the day until just now.

John's heart rate began to slow as the fireworks continued, though each explosion was like a tiny electric shock. He opened the drawer in the bedside table and felt for the earplugs, but no-- he'd know what was happening even if he couldn't hear it. For a moment, John closed his eyes and just breathed.

Sleep was out of the question, for now. He swung his legs out of bed and went downstairs. Sherlock's door was closed, the light off, so he moved quietly around the kitchen, filling the kettle and turning it on. From the sitting room, at least, he couldn't see the explosions. It was something, anyway. Closer to the street, though, he could hear more clearly the sounds of celebration, and it didn't take much imagination to mistake them for screams of pain.

He cradled his mug in his right hand and sat on the sofa, trying to remember how he'd celebrated the new year before Afghanistan. It seemed to have involved getting really pissed and waking up the next day with a massive headache; that wasn't something that appealed to him any more, though he wouldn't have minded having a pint or two at the pub.

Last year, warned by a fellow doctor who'd also been invalided home, he'd taken two sedatives at ten and slept through the whole thing. It hadn't been a bad idea... but even so, John wouldn't be that John Watson for anything in the world.

He set the empty mug on the floor and leaned back against the arm of the sofa, staring at the night sky. The earplugs were still in his hand, and he put them in now; they cut off everything.

God, it had been an odd year. But a good one-- though you'd practically have to invent a new definition of “good” to categorize it. John stretched out, and let his eyes droop half-closed.

After a while-- minutes, hours?-- he began to doze. Finally he dropped off.

 

When he opened his eyes, it was well on in the day, and he was staring at the ceiling. Everything was silent.

John blinked and took out the earplugs. It was still quiet, just the rustling as Sherlock, sitting at the table, read the paper. “Sleep well?” he asked without looking up.

“Eventually.” John moved his neck, and made a face. He threw off the blanket that had appeared on his legs, and sat up. “How are you feeling?”

“Fine, and you can stop asking.”

“Right.”

“There's tea in the kettle.”

That Sherlock had a mug of it in front of him allayed John's suspicions. He got up and poured himself some, taking the seat across from his flatmate. “Happy New Year, Sherlock.”

“Is it?” Sherlock murmured after a minute.

John frowned. “Is it what?”

“Happy.”

“... it's the New Year.”

“Mmm.”

John shook his head and fixed himself some breakfast. Sherlock moved to the microscope in the kitchen, examining part of the stoat. After he'd eaten and done the washing up of the last few days, John went upstairs and did a few loads of laundry.

“Sherlock, where's my gun?” he asked, coming into the kitchen.

“Coat.” He indicated his bedroom with his head.

“You... took it to Mycroft's.”

“Obviously.”

“You didn't know-- did you know we were going to your brother's when we left the flat?”

Sherlock lifted his head long enough to give him the don't-be-an-idiot look.

“Right,” John said, rubbing his forehead. “Just-- don't get me arrested, all right?”

“It's not logical for you to still be upset about that.”

“I wasn't talking about last time. Do not get me arrested again.”

“No one will trace the gun back to you,” Sherlock said.

That wasn't actually an answer, but it was the best John was going to get. His mobile buzzed. “Hello?”

It was Paul, whose worries about John's true affiliation had apparently been washed away by the tide of New Year's celebrants who'd met with accidents. “Going round to the A&E,” John told Sherlock after he'd run upstairs for his coat and shoes. “I'll be there late.”

“Good-bye,” Sherlock said after a minute, still scrutinizing the stoat.

After the seventh case of alcohol poisoning John lost count, recording each one on the paperwork and then forgetting the number. Besides alcohol poisoning there were odder things, like the woman with her hand stuck in a jar, the man with a rock lodged in each ear, and the group of students who'd confused tubes of body glitter and superglue. There were, however, no goats.

Finally the stream slowed to a trickle, and the doctor who'd been scheduled to work sent John home. He made it back to the flat at half two, heated a frozen dinner, and went to bed.

A/N: Thanks to the reader who pointed out that I'd confused "hung" and "hanged" in a previous chapter...

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Title: Birthdays
VII. Serpent from the Death-Stream
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Donovan, Mrs Hudson, not!Anthea, OCs
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the BBC's characters or plots.
Word Count: 5,930
Warnings: Violence
A/N:
1.) Not beta'd or Britpicked
2.) PLEASE CHECK the ratings, warnings and pairings on each individual chapter, as they will be subject to change.
3.) More extensive author's notes will follow at the end of the last chapter.

December 31st
Midnight came and went as John went round the ward, familiarizing himself with all his patients. He didn't know what strings Sherlock and Lestrade had pulled to get him assigned here for the night, but he didn't really care; he was up to the job, he knew it, and that was that.

When he got to Lisa Regan's room, she was asleep, and so was her new roommate, a slender, curly-haired woman who was recovering from an emergency appendectomy. John nodded, and examined the room. There were only three places an intruder could hide even momentarily: under the beds, in the folds of the curtain between the two halves of the room, and in the W. C. Under the bed was poor cover, and clearly empty; the pushed-back curtain gave him no resistance when he poked it. He moved a table so that the feet of anyone hiding in the curtain would be visible, and pushed open the door to the W. C.

“Morning.”

John spun, hand automatically going to the small of his back, and then relaxed. “Christ, Lestrade.” The W. C. was long and narrow, with the door at one end, and the DI was sitting on a chair around the corner from the door.

He saw the other man grin in the dark. Hoping his instinctive reach for his concealed gun had gone unnoticed, John shut the door and turned on the light and the tap. “What's the set-up?” he asked, leaning back against the basin.

“We've a woman at the nurse's station, and one in the room next door. Plus you, and me. Security's been given Wilkins's picture with instructions to alert us, but not detain him, when he turns up.” Lestrade stretched. He'd managed a shave since John had last seen him, and either some rest or a lot of caffeine. “Sherlock seems to think he'll turn up around four again.”

“But he didn't when he was going after them the first time, did he.”

“No. So keep your eyes open.”

John nodded.

“Sherlock's quite put out that he got away yesterday,” Lestrade said. “Can't get over the idea that there's something he's overlooked.”

“Yeah, I'd... noticed.”

“He's not getting away again.” Lestrade's expression was suddenly deadly serious. “He killed one of my most promising officers.”

John winced. “He died, then. The boy.”

Lestrade nodded. “Last night.” He studied John. “You kept him alive long enough for his family to say good-bye.”

John looked away.

“Probably... cold comfort.”

“Well, yeah.”

“But it wasn't to them.”

John looked up quickly, and met Lestrade's gaze. “Right.” He hesitated. “I better get back.”

“Leave the door open. I can see Lisa in the mirror.”

“Yeah.” John reached for the tap, then hesitated. “Where's Sherlock, by the way? He said he'd meet me here.”

“Oh, he'll turn up.” There was something odd about Lestrade's expression. “He's probably terrorizing the nurses. I'll text him.”

“Right.” John nodded, turned off the tap and the lights, and went to check on his patients. He glanced at the nurses' station as he went by, and quickly picked out the policewoman pretending to be cataloging records. Maybe running around with Sherlock had made him sharp-eyed, or something, and she wouldn't be as obvious to Wilkins.

At three, one of his patients had an emergency, and John spent thirty tense minutes keeping her from dying while trying to keep an eye on Lisa's room, too. The nurses' station was right across the corridor, surely nobody could sneak inside without being noticed? Lestrade was right there-- and where was Sherlock, anyway? Hiding in the cleaner's closet?

As soon as the crisis had passed, John hurried back there: Lisa was sleeping, breathing evenly, and her pulse was normal. There were no needle marks on any of her visible blood vessels. He checked her IV bag: it looked undisturbed. Just in case, he memorized the position in which it was hanging.

The roommate was stirring. John picked up her chart, and frowned: none of the nurses had checked on her since he'd come on duty. Had they pulled someone off-duty to make room for the ersatz nurse? He could find out later. “Hello,” he said. “I'm Dr Watson, I'm just going to check your vitals.”

She rolled over. “My vitals are fine.”

Bloody hell, Sherlock!” John hissed a moment later when he'd recovered from the shock. “How--”

Sherlock smirked. John looked him up and down, trying to figure out how he'd altered his body language-- appearance-- something-- to make such a convincing woman. How had he made himself look so short? He shook his head.

“Any sign of him?” Sherlock asked.

“No.”

“He'll be here soon. Stay close.”

“I do have other patients.”

“They can spare you for thirty minutes, Doctor.”

John could see, now, how he'd hunched himself up in the bed and twisted the sheets around to make himself look shorter. He was also fairly certain that Sherlock had some sort of concealed weapon under the covers by his waist, but he couldn't make out the shape.

Sherlock looked at him, then glanced past him. When he spoke, his voice was barely audible. “Do you have--”

“Yes.”

“Good.”

“I'll be back in a few minutes,” John said softly. “Right, pulse and blood pressure are good,” he added in a normal voice, and pretended to write on the chart.

He checked the patients in the adjacent rooms. The policeman was pretending to sleep in a chair at the bedside of his supposed mother-- at least, John was pretty certain he saw the glint of opened eyes under the lowered lids. When he came out again, he saw the woman at the desk glance down the corridor. Their gazes met briefly, and then he went into the next room. It was 3:53.

His heart rate was elevated. Waiting was like hearing the sounds of combat and wondering when the casualties would start coming in. He made himself use the same coping methods he had then: breathe deeply, remind himself that it was routine. Routine, and his job. There were four other people who could stop the serial killer, and right now, with no one in sight, his job was to provide competent medical care to his patients. At least the adrenaline meant he didn't have to worry about his hand shaking.

At 4:27, the corridor was empty and no one was stirring except for Mrs Walters, whose pain medication was giving her nightmares. He went back to Lisa Regan's room: she was still sleeping, and Sherlock was still feigning sleep in the other bed. He half-opened his eyes as John entered. John shook his head once, and made sure the door to the W. C. was open. If he stood right in the doorway, he could see Lestrade's outline in the mirror.

At 4:41, something rattled in the corridor. He stepped outside and looked the cleaner up and down: definitely not Jared Wilkins, this was a plump woman with a shock of grey hair and several scars standing out pink against her dark brown skin. A scream echoed off the walls of the ward, and he turned on his heel, racing for the source as patients woke up and began to swear. He felt faint stirrings of unease as he passed Lisa Regan's room, slowing briefly to make sure it was occupied by only who it should be, and saw that she was still sleeping. The scream had been a loud one.

Two nurses were standing by Mrs Walters when he got to her room. “A beast, there was a beast by my bed,” she said, sobbing. “It was going to rip my throat out and suck my blood!”

One of the nurses made a show of checking the corners of the room. The other took her vitals and looked at John. “The cleaner was just in here. She might have woken up and seen her, and hallucinated...”

He picked up her chart. “Better sedate her if she'll take it.”

“Right.”

He hurried down the corridor, the image of Lisa's still body troubling him. The cleaner's cart was three rooms away now; John could ask her if Mrs Walters had spoken to her when the woman...

But it wasn't a woman, or at least, not the same woman. And glancing at the slender build of the person in the uniform, and the slope of the shoulders, John's heart quietly began to beat faster. When the figure's back was turned, John snuck into Lisa's room and bent over her. Pulse, blood pressure, and breathing were all normal. The drip bag hadn't been moved. Just very deeply asleep, then.

He slipped into the W. C. and pushed the door most of the way closed. Lestrade was up and by his shoulder in an instant. “The cleaner,” John whispered, and moved so he could see the room but not be seen. No adrenaline now, just an intense clarity of purpose: mental tunnel vision.

The cart squeaked outside, at the adjacent door. John breathed slowly, and felt the pressure of his gun at his back to such an extent that it had to be partially in his head. He glanced over his shoulder to make sure Lestrade wasn't in the way of the door.

After a moment, a shadow fell on the threshold. Jared Wilkins was as he had been described: slender, pale, in his sixties, with greying hair. Perfectly inconspicuous in every way; John wouldn't have looked twice at him in a crowd. His face was hidden by a cap pulled low over his ears. He took a step inside the room, and hesitated, looking around. Sherlock snored loudly; some part of John's brain could spare thought to admire his friend's acting ability. Wilkins started, and then smiled. John didn't need Lestrade's restraining hand on his forearm to wait as Wilkins approached the bed-- they had to catch him in the act to have reason to arrest him, the police had moved too soon the previous morning and he'd gotten away--

The man reached into the coat of his grey jacket-- the grey jacket that was too big for him and said MACDONALD on the name tape, John realized, his brain processing extraneous details almost instantly, and he hoped briefly but fervently that the real cleaner was still alive. His hand reappeared holding loops of something silky and blue, and he took the end of it in his other hand and dropped it on the pillow, reaching down to cradle Lisa's head and lift it so he could slip the scarf around her neck--

Lestrade's hand vanished. John shoved the door open and crossed the room in two quick steps, grabbing Wilkins from behind in a bear hug and pinning his elbows to his side. Sherlock vaulted over the bed as John tried to haul the killer back, but Wilkins let his weight fall forward, still trying to tighten the scarf. Lestrade had a baton in his hand and went for the man's gut; Wilkins shoved himself and John backwards, and John stumbled before using the momentum to take them away from the bed. Sherlock produced a long knife and stepped forward, point aiming for Wilkins's throat-- the man let his weight drop and drove his elbow low into John's stomach. John gasped, stomach roiling, and though he hung on, his grip was weakened enough for the man to slip his hand into his coat pocket and produce a knife of his own. He feinted forward, slashing open Sherlock's sleeve, and then the shift of his weight backward was all the warning John had to let go before the blade passed through where his ribs had been the second before. People were standing in the doorway behind them, the two officers, and he knew Wilkins wouldn't get away, but they shouldn't be having this much trouble with him--

Lestrade brought his baton down on Wilkins's outstretched wrist. The man cried out, but hung on to his knife. His other hand went into his coat pocket and came out closed around something as he backed towards the bed. John started to reach for his gun, but Sherlock closed with Wilkins and knives flashed in the light. Wilkins was groping at the bed with his other hand, and John couldn't see what he had in it--

Movement from the bed; Wilkins screamed and staggered, and as he half-collapsed Sherlock grabbed his knife hand and broke the wrist. Lisa was still dangling half off the bed, bloody syringe in her hands, eyes wide; Lestrade kicked the knife away, and John dropped to his knees and wrapped his arms around Wilkins again. Sherlock grabbed the scarf, bent over the man, and bound his wrists, efficiently and very tightly. Wilkins whimpered.

The other two officers crowded into the room, hauling the killer to his feet and handcuffing. John sat back on his heels, panting, and did a quick assessment: no blood on anyone except Sherlock's forearm and Lisa's fingers. Running footsteps-- hospital security. He picked up Wilkins's dropped knife, examined the edge, and frowned. “Right.” As Wilkins was led away, John took Sherlock's uninjured arm and towed him towards the W. C. “Turn on the tap and run your arm under the water.”

“What? Why?”

“I don't like the look of that blade, and I wouldn't put it past him to have poisoned it.”

“It's not poisoned, John,” Sherlock said, but he stuck his arm into the basin and turned on the water, and that was all John cared about.

He went back to the other room. Lestrade had followed his people into the hallway. “Are you all right?” John asked Lisa.

She was starting to shake. “Yes.”

“Here--” He rummaged in the top of the bedside table until he found some pre-packaged, disposable flannels for her to wipe her fingers. Her drip stand hadn't gotten pulled over in the fight, but the needle was coming out. John stripped the blankets from the other bed, draped them over her legs, retrieved some supplies from the nurses' station, and fixed her IV.

“Thank you,” Lisa said, her voice uneven. “That bastard would have killed me.”

John took her pulse. “You had hidden a syringe. You were expecting him.”

She shrugged. “I knew something was up.”

“How?”

“You went into the loo and ran the tap for five minutes. You were either talking to someone in there or having an epic wank, and you didn't seem the type to do that while on duty.”

“Er. No.”

“Also, my sister had her appendix out last year, and she moaned like there was no tomorrow when she woke up. That lady-- bloke-- in the other bed was far too quiet.” She gave him a weak smile.

“You did well,” John said. “Really well.” He stepped on something, and looked down to see several matches scattered on the floor. He frowned.

The water turned off, and he heard Sherlock's footsteps behind him. He looked over his shoulder. “You need to keep flushing the wound.”

“The blade wasn't poisoned.” Sherlock bent, and picked it up. The edge flashed in the light.

Lisa gasped, and shrank back. John looked at Sherlock and the bloody knife he was holding, gave him an exasperated look, and tugged his arm down out of her line of sight. “Go get an evidence bag for that, or something.”

He got Lisa calmed down as best as he could, and brought her a basin of water to finish washing her hands. Then one of the nurses came in, and took over silently, with a sidelong glance at him. “I think you're wanted outside,” she said after a moment.

John obeyed the dismissal. More officers had come up, including Donovan, and they were leading Wilkins away under heavy guard. Lestrade and Sherlock were talking. “Where did you get that knife, Sherlock?”

Sherlock looked down at the blade in his left hand, the one without bloodstains. “It's my landlady's carving knife,” he said dismissively. “Nothing illegal.”

“You stole--” John just shook his head.

“She'll never miss it. I'll put it back.”

Lestrade opened his mouth, closed it, and then said. “Thank you, Sherlock.” He looked at John. “You're a good man to have in a fight. Thanks for... all this.”

John didn't know how to respond to that; he just nodded once. “I'm just glad we caught him.”

“You'll need to come in to sort through the evidence trail,” Lestrade told Sherlock.

“My pleasure,” Sherlock said drily. “John, food?”

“Work,” John reminded him, and then froze for just a second, because he felt the weight of his gun against his back. He couldn't do a twelve hour shift in the A&E with a pistol strapped to him; too great of a risk of discovery in the heat of some sort of crisis. But Sherlock was going back to the flat. “Come with me to the A&E, I want a look at your arm.”

Sherlock glanced down. “My arm's fine. It's already stopped bleeding.”

Under normal circumstances, John would be pleased about this, but Sherlock was about to walk off with Lestrade. Desperate times: John took a step forward and then let himself sag backwards, making a noise of surprise. One arm flailed in the air-- Sherlock grabbed his elbow, and John pulled the holster out of the back of his trousers and thrust it backwards. Hands met, Sherlock grasped the gun, maneuvered John to be directly between him and Lestrade under the guise of supporting him, and then the gun was safely hidden under Sherlock's coat and both of Sherlock's hands were holding him up. John straightened up. “Sorry,” he murmured.

“You can't go to work like that, you'll be dead on your feet within two hours,” Lestrade said, frowning.

John shook his head. “It's just... my leg. Gets like that sometimes.”

“I'll walk you down to A&E,” Sherlock said.

They rode the lift down in silence. “See you tonight, then,” John said. “Might be quite late.”

John's boss was in the administrative area, and looked up when John walked in.

“You know that bloke in the long coat?” Paul asked, frowning.

“My flatmate, yeah. Er, why?” People knowing Sherlock was sometimes good, and sometimes... not.

“You had anything to do with the four police cars outside, then?”

“Yes.”

Paul gave him a funny look. “Why don't you take the rest of the day off. Records say you clocked in at half eleven... upstairs...?”

Whoever Lestrade had talked to to get John assigned to Lisa's floor, it clearly hadn't been him: no one had told him anything. “My flatmate... works with the police,” John said. “They needed someone who could watch the ward and not give the game away. Catching a serial killer,” he added. “I can work. It's only a single shift.”

Paul still had that funny look on his face. “Go home,” he said firmly. “I still owe you that time off from earlier in the week.”

“All right...” John sensed he wasn't going to get anywhere with him. “Call me if you need me to work, then.”

“Yes.”

John caught up with Sherlock just before the other man climbed into the taxi. “Your boss heard about the fight upstairs and thinks you need some time off to recover,” Sherlock said.

“Something like that.” John shook his head. “Sherlock, if I get sacked because my boss thinks I'm secretly with the SAS...”

“You won't get sacked.” He looked out the window. “Though the Diogenes Club is looking for a resident physician.” He looked ahead again, and the corners of his mouth turned up.

“What's the Diogenes Club?”

“Mycroft is a member.”

“Like that's an inducement to work there.”

“It wouldn't be boring.”

“Neither is the A&E. I unstapled someone from a goat the other day.”

The taxi stopped at a twenty-four hour curry place not far from Baker Street. John sat down, and then started half out of his seat again. “The cleaner-- the real one--”

“She's in the other bed in Mr Delgado's room. Unconscious. Possibly dead.”

John grabbed for his mobile.

“They'll have found her by now,” Sherlock said. “Security was starting an entirely belated and entirely unnecessary sweep of the wing as we left.”

“Did you see her?”

“It's the only room with an empty bed and a roommate heavily sedated enough not to notice an altercation.”

“I... was in there, I didn't notice anything--”

“He was in the loo.”

“Of course.”

The waiter brought them a basket of naan and took their order. “I got a look at the matches he dropped,” Sherlock said, crumbling his naan into even pieces with quick movements of his long fingers.

John swallowed. “And?”

“Swan Vestas. Six of them. He was going to strangle her into unconsciousness and choke her with them.”

“Charming.” John took another piece of naan. “How many serial killers have you caught?” Since he'd known Sherlock, there'd been the cabbie, one in mid-July, and now Jared Wilkins.

Sherlock thought for a moment. “Six.”

“What was the first one?”

“I was seventeen. He was murdering undergraduates at uni.” Sherlock took the last piece of naan. “At first they suspected me.”

By the time their food came, John had heard the complete history of Sherlock and serial killers, including the first three he had caught, and the four times he had been mistaken for one. There was silence for a few minutes as they both attacked their food. John had never worried about Sherlock's fasting during a case since he'd seen how much his friend would eat after a case.

“Where did you go last night?” John asked finally.

“Sorry?”

“I mentioned something about Molly's camera, and you dashed out like the place was on fire.”

“Oh, just a thought,” Sherlock said. “I wasn't sure we'd catch him tonight... but it was nothing, after all.”

“Mmm.”

They cleared their plates, and John ordered another round as takeaway, since he wasn't sure they had enough food in the flat to satiate Sherlock's post-case appetite. The sky was lightening as they walked back to Baker Street. “Oh, give this back to Mrs Hudson, would you?” Sherlock passed him the knife, and took the stairs two at a time without waiting for an answer. “She's awake,” he called from the landing.

John looked at the knife, looked after his flatmate, and shook his head. He knocked on the door of 221a.

“Oh hello, dear,” Mrs Hudson said when she opened the door. “Have you two been out all night?”

“Yes. We caught a serial killer.” John took a breath. “Sherlock borrowed this.”

Mrs Hudson frowned. “Oh, dear.”

“It is clean,” he assured her. “He didn't... use it on anyone.”

“I'll have to talk with him,” she said, even though they both knew Sherlock wouldn't take any notice of her scolding, and she wouldn't really mean it anyway. “Would you like to come in for tea?”

“Thanks, but I'm... quite tired, actually.” He stifled a yawn. “Going to go back to bed, I think. Have a nice day, Mrs Hudson.”

When he got up to the flat, Sherlock was running the shower. John put away the takeaway and turned on the kettle. Sherlock came out of the W. C. in his blue dressing gown, and John poured them both tea.

“Let me look at your arm,” John called as Sherlock started to walk towards his bedroom. Sherlock made a grumbly noise, but stopped and turned around. John examined it; it was a bit warmer than he'd like, and the cut was swollen. “Here.” He got the antibiotic cream out of the cupboard in the W. C., applied it, and reached for a bandage.

“It doesn't need a bandage, John. It's not deep.”

“If you dream about Mycroft as a dragon again and hit your arm on the bedside table and break it open, I'm not washing your duvet when you get blood all over it,” he said firmly, wrapping the dressing.

“I did that once.” He sounded sulky.

“There's a second time for everything.”

“You're badly mangling common platitudes. I'm going to sleep.”

John knew he should do the same, but he was still buzzing from the last six days. As highs went, catching a serial killer was a pretty nice one. He settled back in his armchair with the mug of tea, not thinking about anything, just... sitting.

Something buzzed in the kitchen. He found Sherlock's phone, left on the table. There was a text: Good work. Mycroft Holmes. John replaced the phone, and then picked up the ointment and spare bandages to put them away, and then hesitated, frowning. He looked at the tube, turning it over in his hands. Suddenly he picked up Sherlock's mobile and took it to the sitting room, where he made a call.

The person on the other end picked up on the fifth ring, just when John was afraid it was going to go to voicemail “Lestrade.”

“Hi, it's John Watson.”

“John? I thought you were at work. What's wrong?”

“Nothing's wrong...” he hesitated. “Listen, could you do me a favor?”

“What?”

“Have someone take a look at that knife you took off of Wilkins-- test it for poisons. I didn't like the way it looked back at the hospital, and there's something... just a little off about that wound Sherlock's got.”

“Yes, okay. I'll text Sherlock's phone as soon as we know. Keep an eye on him.”

“Yes. Thanks.”

For a moment John considered waking Sherlock up and making him move to the sofa, but Sherlock was convinced the knife hadn't been poisoned, and would probably refuse just to be obstinate. He settled for stretching out on the sofa with the mobile in his left hand. He'd just...

The mobile buzzed. Sunlight was coming through the windows; it was around midday. He blinked, and looked at the screen. “Oh, shit.” He got up so fast his leg threatened to collapse under him. “Sherlock. Sherlock!”

John knocked, then barged in to the bedroom. Sherlock opened his eyes and sat up. “John?” He sounded groggy.

“Get dressed.” John pulled clothes out of the closet and flung them on the bed. “Donovan found poison on that knife blade. We're going to the A&E.”

Sherlock frowned. “What poison?”

“Triflin.” John looked at Sherlock. It was hard to tell with Sherlock, but he seemed paler than usual, and he was beginning to sweat. “Can you dress yourself?”

“Of course I can dress myself.” Sherlock swung his legs out of bed.

“Hurry up.” John closed the door behind him.

Sherlock came out a moment later. John grabbed his jacket and his mobile, and handed Sherlock his coat. “Come on.”

Sherlock got down the stairs without a problem, but at the bottom he shook his head, as if he was dizzy. John locked the door behind him and raised his hand for a taxi, but Sherlock grabbed his arm. “Look.” Across the street was a sleek black car, and a familiar-looking man got out and opened the back door. Mycroft's PA was in the back seat, so John went around to the front.

They rode in silence until Anthea-or-not said, “I'm to tell you the red was excellent.” She had that faint tone of surprise she always used when relaying messages.

“You should have turned here for the hospital,” John said a moment later.

The driver was silent. “We're not going to the hospital,” the PA said.

John twisted around to look at her. “Then where are we going?”

“It's been arranged.” She was looking at her mobile.

“He's been poisoned!”

She looked up now, and gave him a brief smile. “We know.”

John turned around again and spent the rest of the ride convincing himself that Sherlock's breathing was not, in fact, speeding up. He knew, from a brief training in poisons several years ago, that edged weapons were actually a poor way of administering them, since the bleeding tended to wash most of the poison away. Snake venoms were relatively slow-acting, and if anyone could find obscure antivenins on short notice, it would be Mycroft Holmes.

They stopped in front of a familiar-looking building. Mycroft's PA put in the code to open the door, and then slid all three bolts closed behind them. “Upstairs,” she said.

John didn't think Mycroft was anywhere in the flat; the sitting room was empty, but there was a large plastic box on the table. John opened it, and found syringes and bandages. He heard the fridge open and close, and Anthea-or-not appeared beside him offering a small vial. John took it: “TRIFLIN ANTIVENIN,” it said in small print, with the concentration and dosage beneath. He turned it around and scrutinized the side effects carefully.

“John could have done this at the flat if you'd just brought it by.” Sherlock sounded petulant.

She glanced at her mobile. “I'm to tell you he takes an interest in your welfare.”

Sherlock's only reply was a huff.

“Right, sit down,” John said, reaching for the bottle of hand sanitizer and cleaning his hands.

“I can do that--”

“Sit down.”

“I injected myself for years before I met you--”

John looked away from the vial and met Sherlock's gaze. “Do you distrust me?”

Another huff. “Don't be ridiculous.”

“Then sit. Down.”

Sherlock sat down.

“Take of your jacket, undo your-- Oh.” He glanced up; Sherlock was already rolling up his sleeve.

“I do know what I'm doing. And also what you're doing.”

John just shook his head. In the kit was a box of alcohol wipes; he wiped the injection site and let it dry.

“Are you going to give me a colourful plaster, too?”

“Only if you stop whining.” John adjusted the syringe, opened the vial, and took up the proper amount. “Deep breath.” Before Sherlock could complain, he gave the injection. There was a biohazard bag in the box; he discarded the used syringe tip. “I need to give you another in three hours.”

“You can give it to me back at the flat. Pack up the box.”

“Sorry, no,” Anthea-or-not said sweetly. “You're to stay here.”

“I really don't think you could stop me.”

She looked up from her mobile and smiled in a way that was extremely disconcerting, more so because it wasn't menacing at all. She glanced down at her mobile. “Your brother says you can stay here for the next six hours, or he can send a physician round to your flat to monitor you. For the next twenty-four.”

Sherlock stretched out on the sofa and turned his back to both of them.

John went through the box on the table to familiarize himself with the contents, just in case, though he'd injected the antivenin in plenty of time and the worst side effects were dizziness and nausea. Then he looked around. Sherlock was pretending no one else existed; Anthea-or-not was nowhere to be seen... no, she was appearing at his side with a mug of tea.

“Er, thanks. Don't you... have somewhere to be?”

The brief smile. “Here.”

He sipped at the tea. “Where is Mycroft?”

“Still dealing with the spy,” Sherlock said from the sofa. “Only a matter of extreme national security could keep him from coming round to gloat.”

Mycroft's PA didn't confirm or deny the statement; she just went back to the kitchen and sat at one of the stools near the center table, texting... or whatever it was she did with her mobile.

John wandered around the sitting room before taking a seat and letting his eyes close. Sherlock was texting someone. The flat had to be extremely well-insulated: he couldn't hear any noise from the street. He was willing to bet that the windows were bulletproof, too.

John opened his eyes and glanced over at Sherlock. “You all right?”

“Fine.” Sherlock sounded bored. If Mycroft hadn't Sherlock-proofed his flat, though, it was definitely not John's problem.

When his friend got up, appropriated his brother's laptop-- John was willing to bet Mycroft's password was a good deal harder to crack, but it didn't seem to present Sherlock with any difficulty-- John took over the sofa.

“John,” Sherlock said.

“Mmm?”

“Three hours.”

“... right.” He'd drifted off; he wasn't as caught up on his sleep as he thought.

John gave Sherlock the second injection and returned the vial to the fridge. Mycroft's PA was still sitting in the kitchen. “There's food in the cabinets. The last four issues of “Lancet” are in the printer cabinet.”

John blinked, then returned to the sitting room. “Why does your brother subscribe to...” But Sherlock was gone.

“He's upstairs, going through his brother's bedroom.”

“Okay.” John found the journal and settled down with it; it was available at the hospital, but he never had time to read it there.

“We're going,” Sherlock announced, breezing into the room as John was reading about hematomas. “It's been six hours.” He picked up his coat.

John didn't look up. “Any dizziness, nausea, headache, or cramps?”

“Only when I opened Mycroft's drawers.”

“Right, not asking.” John put down the journal and picked up his coat. He went to the kitchen and hesitated in the doorway. “Er...”

The PA looked up. “Bye,” she said.

Mycroft's driver dropped them off at Baker Street. Sherlock, who'd ransacked his brother's kitchen, began going through their own cupboards. “Takeaway's in the fridge,” John called. When he heard the fridge open, but not close, he went into the kitchen and found Sherlock kneeling on the floor, examining the stoat closely through the plastic bag.

“Look at this, John,” Sherlock murmured.

“I'll... pass. How are you feeling?”

“Fine.”

“You let me know if that changes.”

“Yes, doctor.” Sherlock was still staring at the stoat.

John reheated some supper from the safe shelf in the fridge, and then started writing up their previous case, a kidnapping. After he'd outlined the salient points, he turned on the telly and watched for a while. Sherlock ate supper twice and disappeared into his bedroom, having slept five hours out of the last forty-eight. John cleaned up the kitchen, took a hot shower, and went to bed, looking forward to an uninterrupted night's sleep.

A/N: The title of this chapter is taken from the Kalevala, an epic poem from Finland. In Rune 14, the hero is sent to kill a certain swan in the sacred death-river. However, before he can do that, the guardian of the river sends a serpent that kills him. (My apologies if I have misrepresented this poem in any way!)

Also, as far as I know, there is no known antivenin or antidote to triflin. I used authorial license on that point.

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